mephisto's definitions

mail order bride

the best way to get an asian wife without being asian.

$3.50! for a mail order bride? good lord thats a lot of money.

by mephisto May 28, 2003

Corleone

elite mafia family. Central to the plot of one of the greatest movies and books of all time, The Godfather

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse

by mephisto May 28, 2003

shinglero

Mexican roofer who runs for the border everytime there is a storm. they do crappy work in half the time and price.

Frank: The roof is leaking!
Judy: Better call the shinglero.

by mephisto May 28, 2003

soccer

the most grueling activity one can partake in (with the exception of mass murder). Also the only reason Europeans riot.

Soccer is hard to do. I wish there were more riots

by mephisto June 2, 2003

Ramen

food of the gods. consists of squiggly noodle brick and a packet of condensed flavor powder.

Moses: whatcha eating?
God: Ramen.

by mephisto June 3, 2003

REM

Rapid Eye Movement - The stage in the sleep cycle when dreams occur.

Rapid eye movement can be identified when slight twitching of the eye is evident through the eyelid.

by Mephisto June 12, 2003

engine

thing that makes things go. like a heart, except it's gas based instead of blood.

Little Rice Burner: What's that noise?
American guy: That's the engine.

by mephisto June 3, 2003