mephisto's definitions

shinglero

Mexican roofer who runs for the border everytime there is a storm. they do crappy work in half the time and price.

Frank: The roof is leaking!
Judy: Better call the shinglero.

by mephisto May 28, 2003

El Mopadora

That creepy Mexican guy who comes in at night and buffs the floors.

man, el mopadora fucked up the floor again.

by mephisto May 28, 2003

Queegee

To ejaculate all over ones face and to have a female canine lick it off. The canine is then ritualisticly slaughtered and eaten.

I gave Ms. Edelman a queegee.

by Mephisto April 22, 2003

slinky

ultimate toy

It's SLinky!

by mephisto May 28, 2003

quast

quast is the word on the back of the giant truck that almost ran me over. Ever since quast has been used for the word "fuck"

Quast! that truck almost hit me! god quasting damn.

by mephisto June 3, 2003

soccer

the most grueling activity one can partake in (with the exception of mass murder). Also the only reason Europeans riot.

Soccer is hard to do. I wish there were more riots

by mephisto June 2, 2003

Oh Shit Son

Something someone awesome says to piss off Bitchwhat royally.

To piss him off, proceed to www.friendsofmaddox.com

Ginomee: OH SHIT SON!
Bitchwhat: ARGH I'M A SELF-IMPORTANT MORON STOP SAYING OH SHIT SON IT'S DEAD ARGH YER MUM!!

by Mephisto December 6, 2004