jeezum crow

a special way to say "oh my god"

Mephisto: jeezum crow, what a large missile.

by mephisto May 30, 2003

Oh Shit Son

Something someone awesome says to piss off Bitchwhat royally.

To piss him off, proceed to www.friendsofmaddox.com

Ginomee: OH SHIT SON!
Bitchwhat: ARGH I'M A SELF-IMPORTANT MORON STOP SAYING OH SHIT SON IT'S DEAD ARGH YER MUM!!

by Mephisto December 07, 2004

special beam cannon

The ultimate fighting force. Use sparingly.

Is there someway to get away from the cops? SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!!!

by mephisto May 28, 2003

pet cemetary

it's where you bury your dead kitties to make them good again

Kid: Mommy, where's fluffy?
Mom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

by mephisto May 30, 2003

Ramen

food of the gods. consists of squiggly noodle brick and a packet of condensed flavor powder.

Moses: whatcha eating?
God: Ramen.

by mephisto June 03, 2003

El Mopadora

That creepy Mexican guy who comes in at night and buffs the floors.

man, el mopadora fucked up the floor again.

by mephisto May 28, 2003

engine

thing that makes things go. like a heart, except it's gas based instead of blood.

Little Rice Burner: What's that noise?
American guy: That's the engine.

by mephisto June 03, 2003