mephisto's definitions

El Mopadora

That creepy Mexican guy who comes in at night and buffs the floors.

man, el mopadora fucked up the floor again.

by mephisto May 28, 2003

Queegee

To ejaculate all over ones face and to have a female canine lick it off. The canine is then ritualisticly slaughtered and eaten.

I gave Ms. Edelman a queegee.

by Mephisto April 22, 2003

mail order bride

the best way to get an asian wife without being asian.

$3.50! for a mail order bride? good lord thats a lot of money.

by mephisto May 28, 2003

Corleone

elite mafia family. Central to the plot of one of the greatest movies and books of all time, The Godfather

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse

by mephisto May 28, 2003

soccer

the most grueling activity one can partake in (with the exception of mass murder). Also the only reason Europeans riot.

Soccer is hard to do. I wish there were more riots

by mephisto June 2, 2003

quast

quast is the word on the back of the giant truck that almost ran me over. Ever since quast has been used for the word "fuck"

Quast! that truck almost hit me! god quasting damn.

by mephisto June 3, 2003

slinky

ultimate toy

It's SLinky!

by mephisto May 28, 2003