30 definitions by mephisto

mephisto

Jerk: Ouch, that hurt.
Friend: You can thank Mephisto for that.

by mephisto May 30, 2003

teh Best dude in all of IRC and CS

R4ND0MDUD3: Mephisto j00 r teh man
Mephiso: no shit

by mephisto June 3, 2004

the best way to get an asian wife without being asian.

$3.50! for a mail order bride? good lord thats a lot of money.

by mephisto May 28, 2003

one who acts in a manner that is lulling or calming to lions. For some reason, most pro tamers use whips to make them look cool.

Man: that lion is angry
WOman: better get the lion tamer.

by mephisto June 3, 2003

a fictional disease similair but faster acting than ebola. it first appeared in the movie Outbreak. It later was in Clerks:the animated series

DANTE: Isn't there a cure for Motaba?
ARMY MAN: Yes, burning you alive, actually.

by mephisto May 28, 2003

Han: It's just a dead animal Chewie.

by mephisto June 2, 2003

Mephisto: jeezum crow, what a large missile.

by mephisto May 30, 2003