Jeezum 

A word that expressed your suprise or anger. Much like, "Jesus!" but way cooler.

*touches someones computer*
"NO! JEEZUM!"

Jeezum by Gooben Niggersuck May 6, 2010

jeezum 

a good way of avoiding saying jesus in front of religous people or to express alarm or surprise.

jeezum! look at that guy! hes huge!

jeezum by bertos July 30, 2008

Jeezum 

The chocolate syrup left at the bottom of your glass.

The jeezum at the bottom of the glass of chocolate milk is the best part.

Jeezum by Smoke Eater 41 December 5, 2020

jeezum crow

a way to say "jesus christ" without having to take the lord's name in vain.

"jeezum crow, that was crazy go nuts!"

jeezum crow by izon July 23, 2004

Jeezum Crowbars

An expresion of exasperation used in rural Vermont.

It's 20 below and your truck won't start - "Jeezum Crowbars!"

Jeezum Crowbars by momFriday February 23, 2011

jeezum crow

a polite way to take the Lord's name in vein popular in rural Vermont.

An example of the use of Jeezum Crow can be seen in the nickname of Vermont's independent senator, James Jeffords. His nickname is "Jeezum Jim," which referenced his propensity to annoy Republicans, a party of which he was nominally a member.

jeezum crow by T-Dog Jenkins March 1, 2005

jeezum crow

a special way to say "oh my god"

Mephisto: jeezum crow, what a large missile.

jeezum crow by mephisto May 30, 2003