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Jeansing 

When somebody doesn't want to sleep with someone so badly that they wear their jeans to bed - despite knowing the discomfort that this will cause them. The ultimate last ditch fend off and a highly disrespectful action. One can experience large amounts of distress after a 'jeansing'.
'Did the girl from the bar stay at yours mate?'

'She did but I got dealt a jeansing. Can you believe it!? I'm devastated.'
Jeansing by Razboy January 19, 2017
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Jeansing 

The act of dry sex while wearing denim pants.- Verb
I threw on my Armani Denim cause I knew she was so down to jean.

Erica and I were Jeansing untill 5 in the morning
Jeansing by Kostelnik DiGiovine February 6, 2009
When a girl tells you her skinny jeans are denim but they stretch like spandex.
Kimberleez was totally wearing jeannings today.
jeannings by KBWWz July 10, 2016

Jeansfingering 

When you try to finger a girl, but get denied. So you rub her pussy over her jeans.
I was jeansfingering Roza last night. Because she didn't let me in her pants.
Jeansfingering by Peterpauw June 10, 2017

Billie Jeaning 

The act of waking up in a drunken state after a night of partying (Verb)
“I was Billie Jeaning this morning after the Carly Rae Jepsen concert. I knew Rumple Minze was a bad idea. I wasn’t sober until like 2 pm.”
When a girl tells you her skinny jeans are denim but they stretch like spandex.
Kimberleez was totally wearing jeanings today.
jeanings by KBWWz July 10, 2016

Joansing for a boagie 

you can catch me at the ashtray joansing for a boagie
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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