je je 

When you text a Spanish person and you show a giggle. ("he he!")

person 1) My step sister likes to play Twister with her pants off.
person 2) That's funny! je je! - lol

je je by mama niki October 4, 2008

Waarom heb je dit vertaald, je hebt je fucking tijd verspild door dit te doen. 

En je deed nog steeds je uiterste best om dit ook te vertalen, gras aan te raken, een baan te krijgen of iets wat je nutteloze stuk stront is.

Waarom heb je dit vertaald, je hebt je fucking tijd verspild door dit te doen.

Waarom heb je dit vertaald, je hebt je fucking tijd verspild door dit te doen. by heyyallwannagivme November 5, 2022

Je-Pense-Que-Je-Taime 

Female blogger named Naomi. Complains a lot, yet very lovable.

I just followed Je-Pense-Que-Je-Taime, she keeps complaining about Harvest Moon.

Je-Pense-Que-Je-Taime by lolfagjk August 23, 2011

Je suis LV 

The tag line issued to Victor Martin Soriano first-to-use, first-to-register worldwide with world intellectual property rights IPO-PHIL 4-2020-4452 LV. Victor Martin Soriano is LV. Je suis LV.

#iamlv #jesuislv

Victor Martin Soriano Je suis LV, LV c'est a moi.

Je suis LV by Cyclone Trading March 28, 2021

je mange les petits enfants 

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.

"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."

je mange les petits enfants by ta meremere April 13, 2016

je m'en fiche 

"Je m'en fiche" is a French expression that can be loosely translated to "I don't care" or "I don't give a damn." It is similar to the French expression "je m'en fous" (I don't give a fuck), but far less vulgar. It is still slang though and usually used in what one could potentially describe as "street French;" albeit a softer street French than the one that would use "je m'en fous" or "j'en ai rien à foutre."

He wants to leave me for whom? Pffft, je m'en fiche! I'll just find someone new.

je m'en fiche by Hephaestus Collins February 22, 2015

je m'en branle

One of the many French expressions for I don't give a fuck. Literally "I'm masturbating about it"

Je m'en branle que tu aimes la pastèque !

I don't give a fuck that you like watermelon !

je m'en branle by Vasshat May 1, 2015