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Sexy cool loving nice intelligent boy he may be short but his dick taller than him .Girls always next to him want to say hey but he's too cool they faint .He can steal your girl so fast. Ooh he can shoot 3s like nobody businesses I mean them hoes be wet.
Oh that sexy of a man is so Je'lon . Girl1.i want me a big slice of that Je'lon.
Je'lon by Jelly boy 66😍 December 14, 2016
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A guy with a big heart big brain and a big dick gets all the girls make all A's and is never bad .He is the most thoughtful person usually jelons are short but tall inside . Nobofy picks him on the team for basketball because they think he is too short but doesn't know he can play .
Girl .1 That boy sure is something he's like a je'lon .

Girl.2. I know right
Je'lon by Jelly boy 66😍 December 18, 2016
Jeloni is a name that means your cool and funny and is a fighter and talkative then creative
jeloni by the anonymous tipper January 18, 2017

The Anthony Jelonch 

The Anthony Jelonch is to take a dive in a sporting environment, much like the Harry Holt which is to do a runner.
1. He did the Anthony Jelonch (Aussie slang)

2. I'm going to chuck an Anthony Jelonch today (Aussie Slang)
The Anthony Jelonch by Scoss July 17, 2021
The worlds loudest laugher.
boy:"Whats cracka-lackin?"
girl:HA HA HA HA!!!!!
boy:"Looks like we got ourselves a Jeloni!"
jeloni by COOL_CRACKERZ! April 24, 2009
Jelon is a very cool, funny and loving guy. He has a soft spot but can be a dickhead when needed. He has an amazing personality, and will help anyone in need. Also he is and awesome guy to be with if given the chance and time. Finally he is one of a kind you can’t find anyone like him.
Person 1: Hey who’s that guy

Person 2: I’ve seen him around school i think his name is Jelon
Person 1: Really..that makes sense he seems really cool
jelon by eh thanks December 5, 2018
The Finest, Coolest Down To Earth Nigga.
Jelón is the coolest nigga I ever met.
Jelón by selfmadejelo July 27, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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