jackfucked

it's like being checked into the boards in hockey except not on ice and wearing regular shoes

My buddy is always playing tricks on me when we are drunk. Last night I came up behind him and jackfucked him into a parked car.

by thatmoneybadger March 18, 2023

Cactus Jack fucked me

When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".

Other codes could be used too such as:

"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"

Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.

McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?

Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"

Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."

Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*

McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"

Costumer: "Yeh"

by Xbox1spaz69 September 13, 2020

jackfuckistan

A word used to refer to a country in the middle east that is either too hard to pronounce or unknown.

My pen pal is writing from me from jackfuckistan!

by Mohawk karpet August 6, 2009

jackfuckingass

Someone that was formerly just as jack ass but has pissed everyone off so bad they want have a donkey fuck him/her until they die.

That jackfuckingass is going to die for pissing in the margarita machine.

by creper November 11, 2010

jazzfucked

Listening to jazz music while being aggressively raped by 2 white men and 2 black men

Jim: Mike, "Me, Bob, LeSean, and DaQuean" all jazzfucked that whore that lives in apartment 296 last night.

by Vagina McNuggets October 23, 2012

jackfuck

a jackass motherfucker.

Not only is Trailer an ass-eater he is also a jackfuck!

by Dr. Dandoi September 1, 2008

jackfuck

A person who is a mixture of a jackass and a fucker so as they are a super jackass of epic proportions.

Hey, watch where you stick that, jackfuck!

by Vinic March 31, 2003