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Cactus Jack fucked me 

When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".

Other codes could be used too such as:

"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"

Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.
McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?

Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"

Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."

Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*

McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"

Costumer: "Yeh"
Cactus Jack fucked me by Xbox1spaz69 September 13, 2020

jackfuckistan

A word used to refer to a country in the middle east that is either too hard to pronounce or unknown.
My pen pal is writing from me from jackfuckistan!
jackfuckistan by Mohawk karpet August 6, 2009

jackfuckingass 

Someone that was formerly just as jack ass but has pissed everyone off so bad they want have a donkey fuck him/her until they die.
That jackfuckingass is going to die for pissing in the margarita machine.
jackfuckingass by creper November 11, 2010

jazzfucked 

Listening to jazz music while being aggressively raped by 2 white men and 2 black men
Jim: Mike, "Me, Bob, LeSean, and DaQuean" all jazzfucked that whore that lives in apartment 296 last night.
jazzfucked by Vagina McNuggets October 23, 2012

jackfuck 

Not only is Trailer an ass-eater he is also a jackfuck!
jackfuck by Dr. Dandoi September 1, 2008

jackfuck 

A person who is a mixture of a jackass and a fucker so as they are a super jackass of epic proportions.
Hey, watch where you stick that, jackfuck!
jackfuck by Vinic March 31, 2003