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Jazlene
You are a honest, brilliant and often inventive, full of high inspiration, determined, original and creative. You are a leader, especially for a cause. Sometimes you don’t care to finish what you start and may leave details to others. You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it. You are always looking for a chance to do your own thing, to be your own self, and have things done your way.
Jazlene the Leader of the pack
Jazlene by CandyCrushes May 1, 2018
Japenese Welsch
When you pull the scrotum over the penis and flick it repeatedly until it gets numb and blue, and then tea bag your partner repeatedly until they lose consciousness.
Japenese Welsch by SMLIFLE March 27, 2008
Jazlene
Very shy, but also very loving, will do anything for any of her friends, depending on what it is, she is also very funny, and can be loud, mostly around her friends. But don’t get on her bad side, although she may act like she forgot what someone has done to her, it is all in her head. Over all, she is a great human being with a kind heart, so don’t break it
Jazlene by JakeFr0mStateFarm September 14, 2019
jazmen
she is a gorgeous girl & She is Creative . She Like To Travel and She can sing . She gets talked about a lot and Confronted by None .She goes to church and Wants to be saved and She is the realest .
jazmen by GummyBearWorms December 7, 2013
jazmene
Jazmene
The girl of my dreams.
The girl who puts a smile on my face every time I see her.
Her hugs are the most amazing things in the world.
The girl that I know will never leave my side no matter what.
The girl that will help me through my battles in life.
The girl that I never want to leave my side.
The best girlfriend anyone could ask for.
And most importantly, the girl I will never stop loving no matter what.
The girl of my dreams.
The girl who puts a smile on my face every time I see her.
Her hugs are the most amazing things in the world.
The girl that I know will never leave my side no matter what.
The girl that will help me through my battles in life.
The girl that I never want to leave my side.
The best girlfriend anyone could ask for.
And most importantly, the girl I will never stop loving no matter what.
jazmene by Sarah Black January 11, 2016
jazen wang bazen Hwang
Jazen wang bazen Hwang will be your bro for life!!!!! He is the coolest dude on the planet and he always invites good viiiiiiiiiiibes!!! I would literally suck his cock if I could, and stay on my knees whenever he commands it!! cuz he's so good looking!!!!!!!!!! If you ever run into a Jazen wang bazen Hwang then hold on for dear life, bcuz he is someone that can make u scream in the sheets, but make your heart throb in the streets.
Love,
Jetsin
Love,
Jetsin
Jetsin: I wanna fucking suck jazen wang Bazen Hwang
Samson: Dude! No fucking way your that gay!!!
Jetsin: Sorry, my hormones get so out of wack when mr bazen is around!!!
Samson: I know he's SUCH a heartthrob !!
Jetsin: I want him to pierce my asshole, and call me Fidel.
Samson: Dude! No fucking way your that gay!!!
Jetsin: Sorry, my hormones get so out of wack when mr bazen is around!!!
Samson: I know he's SUCH a heartthrob !!
Jetsin: I want him to pierce my asshole, and call me Fidel.
jazen wang bazen Hwang by jetty sinner April 11, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.