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Japen

The best person in the world. Energetic and a amazing and kind person. Famous. Great Fashion sense and always looks amazing
Omg did you see Japen!
by quartz46283 November 26, 2019
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Japan is attacking

When a girl is in public or too embarrassed to say this is a common code for "I'm on my period". It is symbolized by Japan's flag being white with a red dot, or period, on it.
Hannah: Japan is attacking, full force
Holly: Do you have the ammunition?
Hannah: We're running low
Holly: *slides tampon or pad into Hannah's hand*
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Sea of Japan

A misnomer endorsed by the Japanese government itself and supported by the majority of the gullible and uneducated population of Japan with no regards to history whatsoever.
The Japanese think that the so called "sea of japan" is the body of water between S.Korea and Japan. However, that body of water has been called the East Sea (in relation to Korea) for over 2000 years and represented in maps both in Europe as well as Japan as the EAST SEA.
Dumb Avg. Jap: Herro, i gous pishin to da shea of japaaaan!!!

Rare, educated Jap: What you idiot?

Dumb Avg. Jap: Da see of japan raer i goin pish!

Rare, educated Jap: You're a fool. The "Sea of Japan" is non existent. It's made up by our incompetent, dumb government. It's been called the East Sea for 2000 years and recorded on European maps as the East Sea since the 16th cent. People like you are the reason why our population as a whole is regarded to be dumb and ignorant.

Dumb Avg. Jap: Noooooooouuu! Eberybady call it da Shea of Japan! Japanesh Wocks!!

Rare, educated Jap: smh, smh.
by unbiasedguyyy July 30, 2010
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niall in Japan

Something directioners don't talk about. It took a while for me to understand what it was. So, basically, it's m a s t u r b a t i n g. To those of u who don't know what masturbating is, it's fucking yourself. So, yes, that's what Niall was supposedly doing ... in Japan.
harry: "so what were you doing last night?"

louis: "i was doing the niall in Japan"

harry: "oh..."

louis: "don't worry, i was thinking of you"
by netflixxxxxxxxxx April 12, 2023
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niall in japan

✨voilently masturbating
guy 1: bro i could hear chad being niall in japan last night

guy 2: bro no way
by niallinjapan2013 November 21, 2020
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Jalena

A beautiful woman who will love you no matter what. You'll easily fall in love with her and once you do you're guaranteed to be in a long lasting relationship. She is the type of woman you never want to lose. She means the world to you and you'll protect her with your will. If you by all means screw up the relationship, you've just lost the perfect girl. You will be known as a Cretin.
Guy: That girl is such a Jalena.
by Pow wow you're going down February 13, 2015
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Niall in Japan

by anonymous April 26, 2021
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