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japenese 

Code word for having an erection
"oh dude i got really japenese in history it was terrible"

"Yeah... i noticed"
japenese by Inanimate Reflex July 13, 2007
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Japenese Welsch 

When you pull the scrotum over the penis and flick it repeatedly until it gets numb and blue, and then tea bag your partner repeatedly until they lose consciousness.
I Japenese Welsched that bitch so hard she got brain hemorrhages.
Japenese Welsch by SMLIFLE March 27, 2008

Japenese Fire Dragon 

A sexual activity that includes going dirrhea into the woman's mouth. Then duct tape her mouth shut, and continue to tickle her until there is a steady flow of dirrhea coming out of her nose.
Yo, I heard Dave made Jessica a Japenese Fire Dragon last night.
Japenese Fire Dragon by jizzle1296 December 8, 2011

Japenese empire 

A fraze use when leaving an xbox live party.
For the honour of the japenese empire!

Japenese Rain Goggles 

A man pees in a womans mouth, and then she spits it in his face.
Albert pissed in Kristys mouth, and she spit it back in his face giving him a Japenese Rain Goggles.

japenese pompon 

After climaxing from anal sex, a straw is inserted in the the dilated orifice in order to drink the sperm like a hot chocolats
in college this guy manage to hide during hazing day so the they gave him a choice

"Either you give the local slut a japenese pompon or she rams you with a nine inche strap on "... the guy walked funny for a week !

Japenese Pilot

It's cold outside.

As in: "There is a Nip in the air"
Geezer1: Japenese Pilot mate!
Geezer 2: Yeah it's freezing.
Japenese Pilot by Ali Geezus March 11, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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