jazon

Why jazon is so attractive you ask? It started years ago when God commanded his angel saying "make me human with extremely attractive features and a good sense of humor" So the angels got to work when they were finished God was pleased with what he saw. "Now" said God "Behind every great man is a great name. His name shall Be Jazon which means 'magnetic little boy'. Thus the story of how jazon came to be.

Did you know Jazon was crafted by angels?

jazon by kope3000 May 9, 2019

jazon

Sweet , kind , and charming ussally as cute as a puppy he is super funny and always finds something bright in everyone he is intelligent and usually gets girls that start with V,T,A, or f but he is totally awesome and can make every girl want him and he is athletic

We went to school the other day but then I saw jazon so every girl had to take a pic with him

jazon by Polly.xx March 30, 2015

Jazon

wow jazon is kind of an asshole and a little bitch but we all love him to death shout out to the homie jazon. Pulls a lot of girls and is loyal to his friends. Good at doom 2016.

Yo who's that sexy mf posted over there?
Oh yeah that's Jazon he's cool asf.

Jazon by dylan.n October 28, 2020

jason mewes 

When you vomit gently on to a persons chest while masturbating.

I walked in on Tom in the cellar and he was doing a jason mewes with Frank.

jason mewes by BChewalski March 5, 2013

jason dean 

1.Veronica’s batshit crazy yet amazing boyfriend in the movie “Heathers” is also referred to as the original JD.
2.A man who would do almost anything for the one they love.

1. Person 1:”Jason dean? Who’s that?”
person 2 “Don’t you know who’s Jason dean?! He’s the one that tried to blow up our damn school!”
2.guy: “babe don’t worry, I’ll go Jason dean on their ass!”

jason dean by Jade Harley 😜 January 4, 2018

Jason the hell out 

When a situation gets hot and you need to get out really quick.

As done by the country singer Jason Aldean at his 2017 concert in Las Vegas that ended in tragedy when a shooter opened fire into the crowd, Jason thought fast and got the hell out. R.I.P to all who lost their lives that day.

Guy 1. So how did your date go last night?
Guy 2. Terrible!
Guy 1. How so?
Guy 2. All was well until she told me that she loved me.
Guy 1. What did you do?
Guy 2. I had to Jason the hell out of there, I told her that I had to go pee and never came back!

#2

Girl: hey babe you're home early.
Guy: yeah things got crazy at work so I had to Jason the hell out of there.

Jason the hell out by Rollingxbigshot October 4, 2017

Jason Todd

1. The second Robin, Batman's sidekick, who was killed by The Joker then later brought back to life in order to terrorize the Bat family for hugs he secretly wants, but won't admit to.

He's also known for being bad ass, foul mouthed, and able to open a can of whoop ass on anyone who stands in his way.

Since being revived he goes under the alias Red Hood.

2. A bad ass motherfucker who has the skills to back up his trash talk.

1. Jason Todd met Batman when he tried to jack the wheels off the Batmobile

2. Dude! Damian was talking shit behind Tim's back and when Tim called him out on it he totally pulled a Jason Todd and kicked Tim's ass!

Jason Todd by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodRobin May 16, 2011