by jausy February 4, 2018
Get the jausy mug.A male or transtesticle being who gets a kick out of inserting different types of objects in through his pee hole before ejaculating on to them. It is believed that the first person to become a registered "japsycho" was a homosexual butler from Norwich who in the late 1800 was found inserting his masters toothbrush deep in his urethra whilst staring at a damp patch on the ceiling and uncontrollably moaning in an aggressive manner. After the incident the butler was arrested, but he wasn't charged after he claimed he couldn't look at certain objects without getting a stiffy and feeling the need to stick them up himself. After people got a whiff of the butlers story and his masters youngest son got a whiff of that toothbrush, more a more japsycho's started to pop up out of nowhere, popping all sorts of different objects out from their penises. It is said that after realising how difficult it is to insert an object as large as an amputee's peg leg in though a male urethra, it is possible that they may make it an olympic sport, but the chances of that are lower than a midgets waistline.
Keith: I heared that Leroy got kicked out of the rave by security for sticking a glowstick down his pee hole.
Derrick: I know I heared! Poor Leroy... He can't help being a japsycho!
Keith: I know I do feel for him... I wonder what happened with that glowstick though?
Derrick: I know I heared! Poor Leroy... He can't help being a japsycho!
Keith: I know I do feel for him... I wonder what happened with that glowstick though?
by Funkdoctorforeskin March 31, 2023
Get the Japsycho mug.noun: A person who is usually short in stature and has multiple piercings and/or tattoos. She brings in the guys like crazy, and has a habit of making up words to describe people. Has a crush on Liam Neeson and Zachary Quinto. In summary, a pretty cool person, but still short.
Girl 1: Hey, did you see that guy looking at you?
Jasyne: Yea, you can have him. He's too dusty for me.
Jasyne: Yea, you can have him. He's too dusty for me.
by Umera December 14, 2010
Get the Jasyne mug.A girl who loves to act like a kid, but can be serious when she wants to. She acts like one of the guys, she can down a big mac in three bites, she plays Call of Duty on a regular basis, and is prettiest in sweats and a messy ponytail.
by pooka12 December 25, 2011
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Get the jaxsy mug.Jaisy is a girl who has the world's most randomest thoughts that you would love her just for that. Looking into her brown eyes make you fall deep in love immediatley. Jaisy is into having fun and not having a dramatic life. Though, many guys like her she settles as a friend status because she dosent want to ruin anything for them.
Jaisy: Hey people! People!
Girls: Hey Jaisy.
Boys: *Speechless*
Jaisy: Have u guys ever heard its rude to stare?
Boys: No.
Jaisy: Why is that?
Boys: Because of ur eyes.
Jaisy: Okay! Moving on! *Talks to girls*
Boys: *Stare at her hair*
Girls: Hey Jaisy.
Boys: *Speechless*
Jaisy: Have u guys ever heard its rude to stare?
Boys: No.
Jaisy: Why is that?
Boys: Because of ur eyes.
Jaisy: Okay! Moving on! *Talks to girls*
Boys: *Stare at her hair*
by HarryStylesWifey October 20, 2012
Get the Jaisy mug.A combination of two good friends Who merged accounts on a website. No-one knows which person uses the account at any one time.
by BettyBottomsup April 20, 2010
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