jausy

the baddest, MOST thiccest bitch youve ever met! but leaves everyone on open :(

oh god, i saw a total jausy at that party last night. *heart eyes*

jausy by jausy February 4, 2018

Japsycho 

A male or transtesticle being who gets a kick out of inserting different types of objects in through his pee hole before ejaculating on to them. It is believed that the first person to become a registered "japsycho" was a homosexual butler from Norwich who in the late 1800 was found inserting his masters toothbrush deep in his urethra whilst staring at a damp patch on the ceiling and uncontrollably moaning in an aggressive manner. After the incident the butler was arrested, but he wasn't charged after he claimed he couldn't look at certain objects without getting a stiffy and feeling the need to stick them up himself. After people got a whiff of the butlers story and his masters youngest son got a whiff of that toothbrush, more a more japsycho's started to pop up out of nowhere, popping all sorts of different objects out from their penises. It is said that after realising how difficult it is to insert an object as large as an amputee's peg leg in though a male urethra, it is possible that they may make it an olympic sport, but the chances of that are lower than a midgets waistline.

Keith: I heared that Leroy got kicked out of the rave by security for sticking a glowstick down his pee hole.
Derrick: I know I heared! Poor Leroy... He can't help being a japsycho!
Keith: I know I do feel for him... I wonder what happened with that glowstick though?

Japsycho by Funkdoctorforeskin March 31, 2023

Jasyne 

noun: A person who is usually short in stature and has multiple piercings and/or tattoos. She brings in the guys like crazy, and has a habit of making up words to describe people. Has a crush on Liam Neeson and Zachary Quinto. In summary, a pretty cool person, but still short.

Girl 1: Hey, did you see that guy looking at you?

Jasyne: Yea, you can have him. He's too dusty for me.

Jasyne by Umera December 14, 2010

Jasynda

A girl who loves to act like a kid, but can be serious when she wants to. She acts like one of the guys, she can down a big mac in three bites, she plays Call of Duty on a regular basis, and is prettiest in sweats and a messy ponytail.

Bro, did you meet my new girlfriend?
Yeah, she's such a Jasynda!

Jasynda by pooka12 December 25, 2011

jaxsy 

arse or bum hole.cockney word

are you got me right up the jaxsy you cockney cunt

jaxsy by sambo the great November 2, 2005

Jaisy 

Jaisy is a girl who has the world's most randomest thoughts that you would love her just for that. Looking into her brown eyes make you fall deep in love immediatley. Jaisy is into having fun and not having a dramatic life. Though, many guys like her she settles as a friend status because she dosent want to ruin anything for them.

Jaisy: Hey people! People!
Girls: Hey Jaisy.
Boys: *Speechless*
Jaisy: Have u guys ever heard its rude to stare?
Boys: No.
Jaisy: Why is that?
Boys: Because of ur eyes.
Jaisy: Okay! Moving on! *Talks to girls*
Boys: *Stare at her hair*

Jaisy by HarryStylesWifey October 20, 2012

JaSyn 

A combination of two good friends Who merged accounts on a website. No-one knows which person uses the account at any one time.

1: Yo! Syn!

2: That's not Syn...

1: Who is it then?

2: It's JaSyn!

JaSyn by BettyBottomsup April 20, 2010