by sambo the great November 2, 2005
Get the jaxsy mug.A male or transtesticle being who gets a kick out of inserting different types of objects in through his pee hole before ejaculating on to them. It is believed that the first person to become a registered "japsycho" was a homosexual butler from Norwich who in the late 1800 was found inserting his masters toothbrush deep in his urethra whilst staring at a damp patch on the ceiling and uncontrollably moaning in an aggressive manner. After the incident the butler was arrested, but he wasn't charged after he claimed he couldn't look at certain objects without getting a stiffy and feeling the need to stick them up himself. After people got a whiff of the butlers story and his masters youngest son got a whiff of that toothbrush, more a more japsycho's started to pop up out of nowhere, popping all sorts of different objects out from their penises. It is said that after realising how difficult it is to insert an object as large as an amputee's peg leg in though a male urethra, it is possible that they may make it an olympic sport, but the chances of that are lower than a midgets waistline.
Keith: I heared that Leroy got kicked out of the rave by security for sticking a glowstick down his pee hole.
Derrick: I know I heared! Poor Leroy... He can't help being a japsycho!
Keith: I know I do feel for him... I wonder what happened with that glowstick though?
Derrick: I know I heared! Poor Leroy... He can't help being a japsycho!
Keith: I know I do feel for him... I wonder what happened with that glowstick though?
by Funkdoctorforeskin March 31, 2023
Get the Japsycho mug.Jaxsen is a smart, loving boy and doesn't care about what people say. He is very handsome and if you fall in love with him, he is gonna fall back.
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by BobMcnuggets January 11, 2017
Get the Jaxsen mug.A really attractive guy who is not afraid to be himself around anyone. He is shy at first but once you get to know him its hard to get him to shut up! Hes really athletic and has amazing eyes that will blow your mind and sexy abs. He can make you feel like the most amazing person in the world. He has the best personality ever!! He is fun, cute, talented, and extreamely smart. He is really easy to love. Once you get to know him you fall in love with him right away. He is hard to be mad at! Even if he pisses you off just his smile will make you forget all about what he did. He has an amazing smile it alone can make your day. He is also really fit and has a great sence in style. He is very outgoing and when you hold is hand or hug or when your just around him you fall more and more in love with him! If you get the chance to date a jaxson dont turn him down or youll regret it later. He is an amazing person so hold on to him.
by kj12345 January 10, 2014
Get the Jaxson mug.noun: A person who is usually short in stature and has multiple piercings and/or tattoos. She brings in the guys like crazy, and has a habit of making up words to describe people. Has a crush on Liam Neeson and Zachary Quinto. In summary, a pretty cool person, but still short.
Girl 1: Hey, did you see that guy looking at you?
Jasyne: Yea, you can have him. He's too dusty for me.
Jasyne: Yea, you can have him. He's too dusty for me.
by Umera December 14, 2010
Get the Jasyne mug.A girl who loves to act like a kid, but can be serious when she wants to. She acts like one of the guys, she can down a big mac in three bites, she plays Call of Duty on a regular basis, and is prettiest in sweats and a messy ponytail.
by pooka12 December 25, 2011
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by dripping swag-goo December 29, 2011
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