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a girl with extreme OCD, would go to Walmart and organize shelves, a total flirt that knows how to get what she wants.
Shes being such a Jansyn!!!
Jansyn by TrebleClefff September 16, 2017
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dumbest bitch alive. complains too damn much. she's probably really short and thinks she is funny
Stop being such a Jansyn!! Its so annoying
Jansyn by 273663838 April 4, 2020
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A very loud, long, smelly, discusting, fart from a obese old chinese woman.
You are such a Jansyn, SICK!!!
Jansyn by Genieeee June 13, 2007
Variation on the German name Janssen
Casey Janssen (Jansyn)
Jansyn by crazycrack January 24, 2011

Biff Jansen 

Biff Jansen otherwise known as Sketch of Papa J is man of great importance to those in Northern Hemisphere. He once saved an entire bus of school children by slaying a beast that had taken them captive.
"Who saved my children?" the frantic woman exclaimed. "It was I, Biff Jansen my lady"
Biff Jansen by Steve J. Talon April 6, 2010
janlyn is a very caring person she is always supportive no matter what she’s noticed everyone’s beauty her personality is will nevertheless change cause she’s brave lovable never gives up on you notices if ur down and will always bring you up she will always care for you wheather or not she notices she’s caring about you,all boys will love her people will a,ways be jealous especially paytons... you would be so lucky to have a friend that’s named janlyn but you won’t understand you til you get one because wow she’s an awsome person
janlyn is the bestest friend you could ever have
janlyn by ma dudes October 29, 2018

Jansen Douglas

Jansen Douglas is a fictional character that has become somewhat of a legend or tall tale in the upper Midwest. The name Jansen Douglas is loosely based off of Sir Zacharias Jansen, whom invented the telescope.

The story goes that Douglas was born and raised near Rochester, MN to a family of Furbish descent. He found himself to be of rather short stature and with flat-ironed feet. To make up for this, he wanted to work on (and pilot) the biggest, nastiest diesel-powered machines.

So his career was to fix machinery. This was rather contradictory to the fact that by age 19 the man had already totalled five cars...and he was known as a true hazard on the roadways where he romped. Throughout his career, he spent much of his time looming over growlers.

Friends would often find him buried nose-deep in the Hot Wheels pegs or scouring Urban Dictionary. He was also world-renowned for his E-Revo billowing acts. He started out small time but eventually hit paydirt in Sauk Rapids.

Legend has it that Jansen Douglas now lives somewhere in North Dakota. The last claimed siting of him was in mid-2009 at a Slipknot concert in Mankato, Minnesota where he was found laid out in a crumpled heap on the floor with a beer-soaked shirt.

Pictures have supposedly surfaced of this rare being. Each picture almost always has one of two attributes; a large gritting smile; or Douglas shown with wildly-thrown elbows and an R/C body 10 feet above his head and smoke billowing out from the Titan 550's.
That is the well-known story of Jansen Douglas.
Jansen Douglas by Looped Out November 2, 2009
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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