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Jared
The most amazing guy you'll ever want to meet. A true gentleman. He may get angry at times but he would never harm a female and stands up for people who need it. If you're his girl, you should consider yourself the luckiest girl in the world because he's the best guy you could ever find. He loves to make his girl feel special and beautiful. He loves country music, MMA/UFC, and dorkish movies and TV shows like Star Wars and Family Guy. He has the cutest smile and the silliest laugh. He has a heart of gold and deserves the best!
Jared
The most sexy/ sweet man alive has the biggest dick I've ever had the prettiest eyes best fighter strong
Incredible kisser and smart
Incredible kisser and smart
Jared by Jared is the best March 4, 2017
Jared
The new boyfriend. He's the one who took you away from me. He has a great jawline, nice shoulders, and muscles. He's in your bed while I'm in your Twitch chat. He's just a doormat.
Jared by dreamnotfoundwastaken June 22, 2022
Jared
Jared. Well, Jared. Personally, i think he's cute. I'm sure he would make a great partner. I imagine his love to be hard, like, soft in his heart but hard in his head. His head sometimes stands in his way. Don't get me wrong, a head is very useful at times, very important. But sometimes it ruins the mood, doesnt it.
Jared needs to be affirmed that he is the one you're looking out for. Otherwise he will send a drone to your balcony checking on you. Believe me, He will! 🖤
Jared needs to be affirmed that he is the one you're looking out for. Otherwise he will send a drone to your balcony checking on you. Believe me, He will! 🖤
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