jared. 

this dumbass sitting next to me in English with every disorder ever. its a wonder that he's alive still.

jared. is a dumbass.

jared. by haddles. April 13, 2022

Jared 

the most amazing person alive
aka: kind heart, sweet smile, strong morals, quick wit, funny in his own way, puts family first, works hard, plays harder, makes everyone around him feel special, cares more for others than himself, and loves unconditionally

Jared, the man of my dreams

i wish you were more like Jared

Jared by briwos3 June 16, 2011

Jared 

The most amazing guy you'll ever want to meet. A true gentleman. He may get angry at times but he would never harm a female and stands up for people who need it. If you're his girl, you should consider yourself the luckiest girl in the world because he's the best guy you could ever find. He loves to make his girl feel special and beautiful. He loves country music, MMA/UFC, and dorkish movies and TV shows like Star Wars and Family Guy. He has the cutest smile and the silliest laugh. He has a heart of gold and deserves the best!

Jared is the keeper of my heart.

Jared by SMN September 8, 2012

Jared 

The most sexy/ sweet man alive has the biggest dick I've ever had the prettiest eyes best fighter strong

Incredible kisser and smart

Jared is amazing in bed
Jared is a good fighter

Jared by Jared is the best March 4, 2017

Jared 

The new boyfriend. He's the one who took you away from me. He has a great jawline, nice shoulders, and muscles. He's in your bed while I'm in your Twitch chat. He's just a doormat.

Yeah I've met Jared. Of course I've met Jared.

Jared by dreamnotfoundwastaken June 22, 2022

Jared 

Jared. Well, Jared. Personally, i think he's cute. I'm sure he would make a great partner. I imagine his love to be hard, like, soft in his heart but hard in his head. His head sometimes stands in his way. Don't get me wrong, a head is very useful at times, very important. But sometimes it ruins the mood, doesnt it.

Jared needs to be affirmed that he is the one you're looking out for. Otherwise he will send a drone to your balcony checking on you. Believe me, He will! 🖤

Jared, you smumph, come here you sillix! Give us a hug.

Jared by Krkič June 4, 2019

Jared 

Basically God himself.

Dude, I worship Jared everynight.

Jared by Fuckme456 January 14, 2018