Smumph 

1. Used when you are comfy
2. Used when you are angry
3. Used when you are horny

1. I am comfy smumph!
2. I am grumpy smumph!
3. I'm gonna smumph her so hard!

Smumph by Dabros2345 July 4, 2017

Smumph 

n. When one consumes so much sperm that their mucus is turned into semen itself or a slut that gives too many blow jobs and the spit or mucus in their mouths is turned into sperm.

Clay- Dude did you see that chick her spit was so white!

Phil- Yeah she is a total smumph, but i'm gettin' in that tonight bro.

Clay- I already did

Smumph by tman8777 December 18, 2012

Smumpy

Smumpy is a word only used for cool people, it means that a NOUN is bumpy and smooth in the same word. It can also be used as a thought or feeling that means alright and ok. DISCLAIMER Furrys CANNOT use this word!

Ex one: That car ride was smumpy.
Ex two: (noun) looks smumpy.

AGAIN NO FURRYS CAN USE THIS WORD

Smumpy by TikTok @brycefurey February 25, 2020

Smurph 

A nickname that some people with the last name "murphy" use.

This is because, maybe that person has a good sense of humor, or just likes the smurfs. Or maybe theyve never even heard of the smurfs and just hated their last name (murphy, which is irish) and thought "how can i improve my last name" and then thought of the word smurph.

Smurph, and A smurf. Are obviously two totally different things. keep that in mind. Also, someone with the nickname; smurph -note the PH.. Not F. May be very offended if you spell their name with a F... As you may be implying they look like a smurf, but hey.. That might be a good thing.

Friend: "yo smurph, you comin' to the game this saturday?"
Smurph: "ill pass"

Smurph by LydiaaSmurph October 6, 2012

smutphone 

A smartphone used primarily for looking up porn and sending suggestive texts.

Jez is such a creep! Look at the message he just sent me from his smutphone!!

smutphone by Clarebear81 March 5, 2011

slumph 

utter relaxation, usually occurring in the days following the hangover from a big session.
not caring about thing
slumohy snacks, slumphy films, slumphy in n out of sleep

what you up to goobs?
not a lot mate, just slumphing

its better to have slumphed n lost than to have never slumphed at all

slumph by mickeybubble July 15, 2011

stumph 

-Last name of the one and only Patrick Martin Stump.

-Changed the ending of his name to *Stump* to avoid confusion of the pronunciation.

-Born April 27th, 1984
-Originally a drummer

-Has a range like no motha fucker knows according to Patrick himself! lol
-One of the sexiest men alive today.

-Extremely talented.
-Trademark:Hats, all the time, everyday of his life. You will never see him alive without a hat on.

-At one point he was vegetarian.
-Belongs to the illustrious band Fall Out Boy.
-Is a producer.

By:Mrs.Stump

Patrick Stump

Patrick Stump Fall Out Boy music rock
stumph

stumph by Mrs.Stump September 13, 2009