japaho

A cute Japanese girl that likes to sleep with American service members (usually Marines) so she can get back to the United States. Actually, the have fucked up teeth and no type of body.

I went to Saicolas last night and that bitch was full of japahos, none of them could dance.

by msgidedCHILDRN April 13, 2010

javaho

Slang for a Jehovah's Witness. Made famous by Comedian Don Barris to describe "Windy City Heat" star Perry Caravello.

Perry, you javaho piece of shit italian fuck!

by ScareMaster October 25, 2015

javaHoe

A female programmer who uses Java a lot.
(And does typical things hoes do).

Jessica is always on Matt's damn computer even when she's not debugging for work. She's such a javaHoe.

by kM(Squared) June 17, 2019

Japanophile

One who is terribly obssessed with Japan, and anything Japanese. He/she may even get sexual stimulation from anything remotely realtedd to Japan, or japanese culture.

Ian is a Japanophile

by Ian (I know, I'm sorry about the typo I made) March 31, 2003

Japanotard

Some one who is not Japanese and that is obsessed with being Japanese in a retarded way. They shout two or three Japanese words in their sentences thinking they are cool, They write Japanese words on thier websites, and are infatuated with anime. Some claim part Japanese when they dont even look like it and try too hard too hard to be "asian".

example 1:
They are watching Naruto

Japanotard: Oh my god, the dubbing is so bad. They say the names soooo wrong!

Normal person: Well, tell me how you say it, and then compare it to how they say it.

Japanotard: Well, they say it "Naruhdoh", I say it "Naruhdoh"

Normal person: Hmm...oh yeah, that was totally different (sarcasm)

example 2:
Amine fan girl: OMG!!! that is sooo KAWAII!! I love it!

by softXcore September 7, 2008

japanophile

A non-Japanese person who has a near-indescrimate love of all things from Japan. Japanophiles watch anime religiously, import overpriced novelty items from Japan, collect samurai swords, play untranslated Japanese video games, eat large amounts of Japanese food, rave about how Japanese culture is superior to every other culture on the planet, etc.

See also wapanese, egg, and otaku.

The japanophile believed that a samurai sword could cut through solid steel like a blowtorch through butter.

by Deej July 29, 2004

Japanophile

A Japanophile (or Nipponophile) is an individual with a love for or interest in all Japanese things. Some notable Japanophiles include Lafcadio Hearn and William Adams, the latter of which personally knew the illustrious Shogun Tokugawa Ieyasu.

What Japanophilia does not indicate however is the merit of one's character; a truth that conflicts with the popular perception of Japanophiles as necessarily being a vocal minority of socially, intellectually, and hygienically inept youngsters. The term is often applied dubiously to these troubled youths by people who do not appear to distinguish between Japanophilia and infatuation with Japanese animation and/or other related niche hobbies and interests.

Tom enjoys the odd anime; he isn't exactly a Japanophile.

Shelly studies Japanese anthropology. She loves onsen, nihonshu, and Hokuto no Ken among other things. Shelly could be considered a Japanophile.

by Japanofail. July 26, 2009