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A female programmer who uses Java a lot.
(And does typical things hoes do).
Jessica is always on Matt's damn computer even when she's not debugging for work. She's such a javaHoe.
javaHoe by kM(Squared) June 17, 2019
Words you can keep
Slang for a Jehovah's Witness. Made famous by Comedian Don Barris to describe "Windy City Heat" star Perry Caravello.
Perry, you javaho piece of shit italian fuck!
javaho by ScareMaster October 25, 2015
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Javaheri 

Javaheri means Jeweller.
Persian word from Arabic root, Jawaher, meaning jewel.
From old Persian "Gohar" meaning jewel; there is no "G" (pronounced like God and Garden) in Arabic, thus the original "Gohar" being jewel and "Goharie" being jeweller were changed to "Javaher" and "Javaheri" during the sixth and seventh century.
After the Islamic conquest of the Persian Empire, during the reign of the Ummayad dynasty, the Arab conquerors imposed Arabic as the primary language of the subject peoples throughout their empire. Hajjāj ibn Yusuf was not happy with the prevalence of the Persian language in the divan, ordered the official language of the conquered lands to be replaced by Arabic, sometimes by force.
The Islamization of Iran was to yield deep transformations within the cultural, scientific, and political structure of Iran's society: The blossoming of Persian literature, philosophy, medicine and art became major elements of the newly-forming Muslim civilization. Inheriting a heritage of thousands of years of civilization, and being at the "crossroads of the major cultural highways", contributed to Persia emerging as what culminated into the "Islamic Golden Age". During this period, hundreds of scholars and scientists vastly contributed to technology, science and medicine, later influencing the rise of European science during the Renaissance.
Javaheri is a famous surnames in Middle East, primarily Iran.
Javaheri by Urban Dictionary fan April 18, 2009
This is a common word among Marines and Sailors who frequent the bars and clubs ALL OVER JAPAN. A Japahoe is not only "Around American military bases" but can come from any part of Japan. More commonly, Japahoes are found in Hiphop and Rap clubs looking for Black American military guys. These American men are taking advantage of these women who do not understand American Culture of hit it and quit it.

Its not called "Buy-me-drink-me" its called "Buy-me-Drinkie" and you will NOT find a Japahoe here. These are snack bars where Japanese men come to have a female drinking companion. If you think you will get ass at a place like this you are SADLY mistaken, and you will probobly loose your genitalia to the local Yakuza for trying to tap that.

The women at "Snack" bars are very good at getting men to spend money, so any time you hear of an American guy hooking up with a Buy-me-drinkie girl, its a flat out lie.
Lets go to Hiroshima and look for some Japahoes this weekend.
Japahoe by xxzjxx October 23, 2006
above definition was pretty good, 'cept it's not just around Misawa. Japahoes exist around all U.S. Military bases in Japan (especially Okinawa).
*at a buy-me-drink-me bar*

"to heck with this, let's go bag some japahoes duder"
Japahoe by duderest September 16, 2005

Maya javaheri 

Maya javaheri is a Muslim girl who hates her brother
Maya javaheri by Josh korori November 30, 2020

japahoes 

asty ass okinawa tramps that attract nubile, and desperate military personnel stationed on okinawa
these dudes love these nasty ass japahoes
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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