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Slang for a Jehovah's Witness. Made famous by Comedian Don Barris to describe "Windy City Heat" star Perry Caravello.
Perry, you javaho piece of shit italian fuck!
javaho by ScareMaster October 25, 2015
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Javaheri 

Javaheri means Jeweller.
Persian word from Arabic root, Jawaher, meaning jewel.
From old Persian "Gohar" meaning jewel; there is no "G" (pronounced like God and Garden) in Arabic, thus the original "Gohar" being jewel and "Goharie" being jeweller were changed to "Javaher" and "Javaheri" during the sixth and seventh century.
After the Islamic conquest of the Persian Empire, during the reign of the Ummayad dynasty, the Arab conquerors imposed Arabic as the primary language of the subject peoples throughout their empire. Hajjāj ibn Yusuf was not happy with the prevalence of the Persian language in the divan, ordered the official language of the conquered lands to be replaced by Arabic, sometimes by force.
The Islamization of Iran was to yield deep transformations within the cultural, scientific, and political structure of Iran's society: The blossoming of Persian literature, philosophy, medicine and art became major elements of the newly-forming Muslim civilization. Inheriting a heritage of thousands of years of civilization, and being at the "crossroads of the major cultural highways", contributed to Persia emerging as what culminated into the "Islamic Golden Age". During this period, hundreds of scholars and scientists vastly contributed to technology, science and medicine, later influencing the rise of European science during the Renaissance.
Javaheri is a famous surnames in Middle East, primarily Iran.
Javaheri by Urban Dictionary fan April 18, 2009
This is a common word among Marines and Sailors who frequent the bars and clubs ALL OVER JAPAN. A Japahoe is not only "Around American military bases" but can come from any part of Japan. More commonly, Japahoes are found in Hiphop and Rap clubs looking for Black American military guys. These American men are taking advantage of these women who do not understand American Culture of hit it and quit it.

Its not called "Buy-me-drink-me" its called "Buy-me-Drinkie" and you will NOT find a Japahoe here. These are snack bars where Japanese men come to have a female drinking companion. If you think you will get ass at a place like this you are SADLY mistaken, and you will probobly loose your genitalia to the local Yakuza for trying to tap that.

The women at "Snack" bars are very good at getting men to spend money, so any time you hear of an American guy hooking up with a Buy-me-drinkie girl, its a flat out lie.
Lets go to Hiroshima and look for some Japahoes this weekend.
Japahoe by xxzjxx October 23, 2006
above definition was pretty good, 'cept it's not just around Misawa. Japahoes exist around all U.S. Military bases in Japan (especially Okinawa).
*at a buy-me-drink-me bar*

"to heck with this, let's go bag some japahoes duder"
Japahoe by duderest September 16, 2005

Maya javaheri 

A woman who likes Nathaniel werner
Maya javaheri is a Muslim girl who hates her brother
Maya javaheri by Josh korori November 30, 2020

japahoes 

asty ass okinawa tramps that attract nubile, and desperate military personnel stationed on okinawa
these dudes love these nasty ass japahoes
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Person 2:......
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