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ja·pa·loo {jah-puh-lew}
-noun; adj
1. referring to a person who is an avid fanatic for anything and everything of Japanese origin, preferrably anime or manga, although he/she/it has no sort of Japanese heritage or ancestry
2. a person who pretends to be or acts Japanese, yet is not biologically of Japanese origin.
3. a non-Japanese person who utilizes Japanese culture, jargon, food products, franchises, and/or expressions to the obsessive degree of bias: he/she/it rarely partakes in anything unless it is from Japan or similar to Japan
1. adj. Many people agree that using English mixed with words like "kawaii-desu" is japaloo, and thus obnoxious.

2. n. The japaloo would not stop carrying on about how badly it wanted to go to Japan and meet its favorite J-pop band, quite unaware that its beloved idols would probably mace it on sight, thinking it was some sort of rabid hippotamus with a bad acne outbreak.
japaloo by thebeesknees March 18, 2008
Words you can keep
ja·pa·loo jah-pah-looh
-noun; adj
1. referring to anyone who partakes in intense Japanese fanatics and everything of Japanese origin, preferably anime or manga, yet has no sort of Japanese heritage or ancestry.
2. a person who pretends to be Japanese, yet isn't.
3. a person who constantly uses Japanese words and expressions as jargon.

1. Only a japaloo would think to rape the English language with words like "kawaii".
2. "^_^" , "^-^", and "^O^" are some of the lamest japaloo expressions I have ever seen.
japaloo by thebeesknees March 18, 2008
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jampaloon 

(noun) When you go on a road trip with nothing but a puppet but you force feed him real food.
Steve's on a jampaloon and he'll be back on thursday.
jampaloon by Seigen sareta October 7, 2014
replacement for stupid, idiot, moron or any other offensive term
maybe you should stop going out with people you find on farmers mingle, you jagaloon
jagaloon by speck19 July 1, 2015
A person who acts like a complete jackass all the time despite their perceived age and wisdom, particularly whilst consuming alcohol.
Man that guy, Jake is a real Jagaloon all he does is get drunk and fuck with people.
Jagaloon by Bacokaj broos February 8, 2018
Any one adult person who engages in acts of a mentally retarded child. Someone who clearly demonstrates a lack of commitment to maturity and the responsibilities that come with it.
Dr. Doback in Step Brothers to his 40 year old son living at home who cant get a job or act like an adult:

"You Jagaloons! You're FAILURES!!"
Jagaloon by mahatma ice August 4, 2009

Jampaloon 

A road trip where you only bring a puppet and force feed it real food
Man: After my first Jampaloon, I can't stop having feelings about puppets
Jampaloon by TheWayfayer January 11, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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