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A category of gay porn usually bareback, 1 dude is guest, and usually 7+ dudes cum on face, then they all fuck him & shoot on his asshole.
Santas little freak elf is excited to be the next bukkake guest for facial full.
That 7 year old jansey could not giz himself with normal porn
by ty603815 May 4, 2018
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Biff Jansen

Biff Jansen otherwise known as Sketch of Papa J is man of great importance to those in Northern Hemisphere. He once saved an entire bus of school children by slaying a beast that had taken them captive.
"Who saved my children?" the frantic woman exclaimed. "It was I, Biff Jansen my lady"
by Steve J. Talon April 6, 2010
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Janey Mac

Janey Mac is widely used in Ireland as a euphemism for Jesus Christ, to avoid taking his name in vain. See also: Jakers and James's Street.
by Matt Madra April 26, 2008
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Jansen Douglas

Jansen Douglas is a fictional character that has become somewhat of a legend or tall tale in the upper Midwest. The name Jansen Douglas is loosely based off of Sir Zacharias Jansen, whom invented the telescope.

The story goes that Douglas was born and raised near Rochester, MN to a family of Furbish descent. He found himself to be of rather short stature and with flat-ironed feet. To make up for this, he wanted to work on (and pilot) the biggest, nastiest diesel-powered machines.

So his career was to fix machinery. This was rather contradictory to the fact that by age 19 the man had already totalled five cars...and he was known as a true hazard on the roadways where he romped. Throughout his career, he spent much of his time looming over growlers.

Friends would often find him buried nose-deep in the Hot Wheels pegs or scouring Urban Dictionary. He was also world-renowned for his E-Revo billowing acts. He started out small time but eventually hit paydirt in Sauk Rapids.

Legend has it that Jansen Douglas now lives somewhere in North Dakota. The last claimed siting of him was in mid-2009 at a Slipknot concert in Mankato, Minnesota where he was found laid out in a crumpled heap on the floor with a beer-soaked shirt.

Pictures have supposedly surfaced of this rare being. Each picture almost always has one of two attributes; a large gritting smile; or Douglas shown with wildly-thrown elbows and an R/C body 10 feet above his head and smoke billowing out from the Titan 550's.
That is the well-known story of Jansen Douglas.
by Looped Out November 2, 2009
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janeyah

Janeyah is a Gorgeous queen that means a whole lot to a king . She is a exellent and amazing person. Not only is she an outstanding woman shes also a extraordinary friend.. She also makes a good teachers aid
Janeyah is my future wife
by YoungTrapppa December 16, 2016
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Janset

A sweet and popular girl who has great physical characteristics, but is not defined by them due to her strengths in other fields, such as arts or photography. May occasionally color their hair, but not in an overly-done fashion.
Oh man, check out that girl who's hosting her exhibition, she looks like a total Janset.
by Axis_Op April 30, 2021
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Jonsey time

To go to something at least 10 Minutes before it starts
Why are we going so early what are we doing? running on Jonsey time?
by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 27, 2010
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