jankness 

A serious of occurrences that are not the result that was expected.

The server is throwing a bunch of errors. What is this jankness?

jankness by preppy325 March 20, 2006

Jackness 

Heard most frequently in US Navy boot camp. Also used by those having just recently completed the aforementioned boot camp.

I. State of being "jacked" or "jacked-up". A word used to describe something that has gone horribly, horribly wrong.

II. A substitute term to describe something as "fucked-up", malfunctioning, or of extremely poor quality.

See also:
FUBAR
Soup Sandwich

"Look at you sorry-ass recruits, runnin' around lookin' like a soup sandwich! JACKNESS!"

"Did you hear Petty Officer call us a soup sandwich? That's JACKNESS, man."

"He had to do push-ups because he was wearing his JACKNESS boots, instead of the ones he had shined-up."

Jackness by Kitty McSilver March 31, 2007

Jannessa 

Jannessa is an amazing person. She is a social butterfly and doesn’t know it, she puts others needs before hers and is very supportive.Is very active and loves sports. Always so hunger and eats others food. Beautiful even though she disagrees. Jannessa is a outgoing person, she will take risks to see the outcome. She’s always ready to try new things and meet new people. Sometimes crazy and freaky, which is fun when with friends. Is full of all kinds of jokes. Kind of forgetful and a lucky person.

Jannessa always eats my food.

Jannessa by Sempiesause October 5, 2019

jankiness 

The state of being janky. Used to describe an amount or a level within that state -- studied by a jankologist.

-House guest surveying the couch he or she will be sleeping on-
"What is this jankiness?"

-Surveying the theme park that I just paid $50 to get into-
"This is an incredibly high level of jankiness."

jankiness by DL Smith September 1, 2008

Jankless 

1. A complete lack of anything janky in your immediate vicinity.

2.The absence of janky objects, actions, or people

Guy #1- is anything janky over here?

Guy#2- No!

Guy#1- So its pretty jankless over there.

Jankless by the nomads August 10, 2009

jannessa 

Crazy pants, but you love because she's great.

That Jannessa is a real crazy pants.

jannessa by Runnybumtacospecial November 15, 2017

Jannessa 

Jannessa is amazing and really cute even though she denies it. She will try to come to as many of your sporting events as she can. She likes to play sports to including wrestling "which is not weird, it's awesome" and she makes you feel great every time you talk to her. <3

Guy one: hey is that Jannessa?

Guy two: yeah

Guy one: she's really cute

Jannessa by DilutionJake December 7, 2019