Jankless
1. A complete lack of anything janky in your immediate vicinity.
2.The absence of janky objects, actions, or people
2.The absence of janky objects, actions, or people
Jankless by the nomads August 10, 2009
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junkless
junkless means a person who doesn't have private body parts. reference is supernatural drama serial season 11 episode 19. there were creatures who were being called junkless.
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Jankles
Jankles by Evil Buddha January 11, 2008
Jankles
Jankles is a clown with green hair that wanders into people's homes through their back doors in search of a toilet to flush his hair in, or to give himself a swirley if you will. Urban legend has it that in the late 1960s a man named Carl Larl got killed in a savage green paint factory explosion and has ever since been trying to wash the paint out of his hair by using the toilets of people's houses in northeastern Ohio.
1. When i woke up in the morning I had to take a massive dump or a sasquatch from last night's Taco Bell experience. I lifted the lid to the toilet prepared to drop the kids off when i saw the green splatter along the inside walls of the john. "Jankles, you silly clown."
Jankles by mafioso214 May 8, 2005
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