Jackness

Heard most frequently in US Navy boot camp. Also used by those having just recently completed the aforementioned boot camp.

I. State of being "jacked" or "jacked-up". A word used to describe something that has gone horribly, horribly wrong.

II. A substitute term to describe something as "fucked-up", malfunctioning, or of extremely poor quality.

See also:
FUBAR
Soup Sandwich

"Look at you sorry-ass recruits, runnin' around lookin' like a soup sandwich! JACKNESS!"

"Did you hear Petty Officer call us a soup sandwich? That's JACKNESS, man."

"He had to do push-ups because he was wearing his JACKNESS boots, instead of the ones he had shined-up."

by Kitty McSilver March 31, 2007

Jockness

The use of jocking. Like bitchassness.

"No jockness on my site or else you'll be deleted."

by Snoopdancer1 June 30, 2008

jackess

Female entrepreneur that randomly succeeds.
A female that will attempt heavy duty manual labor and sometimes doesn't fuck it up.

A female that will attempt to out-do men on a dumb dare.

A female that is insanely sarcastic- almost to the point of non- tolerance. aka, bitch, but sassier.

"Kris Jenner" is such a jackess."
"Holy shit! That jackess actually fixed the toilet!"
"OMG- that jackess tried to light her fart and burned her asshole in front of the whole party!"
"Judge Judy is totally a jackess."

by PirateP June 15, 2017

jankness

A serious of occurrences that are not the result that was expected.

The server is throwing a bunch of errors. What is this jankness?

by preppy325 March 20, 2006

jickness

Jazz sickness: a feeling you get when loud jazz music plays, and you can feel the bouncy vibration.

I am getting a little bit of jickness here!

by Seshie February 5, 2009