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The Jonkler 

The Jonkler: *jerks man off*
Man: I’m proud of you dick
The Jonkler by Lazy Bro August 15, 2023
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Wang Jangler 

1. A tool used as a whisk to mix ingredients during cooking.

2. A prostitute.
1. "Have you seen my wang jangler?"

2. "I oughtta smack the shit outta that wang jangler for sneakin' cash behind my ass!"

Junky Janker 

A Junky Janker will make any video known to man he also sounds like a cat, specifically a blue one, or that one kid from that was in that zombie show
"WOOAH HEY GAMERS IT'S ME JUNKY JANKER, and as you can probably tell I'm not home right now!"
Junky Janker by Waluigi69 July 22, 2019

Jankerbating 

Going into a port-a-potty in 100+ Degree weather and trying to rub one out while smelling festering shit inside.
soldier one "Yo, that port-a-potty is like a sauna"

Soldier two "I bet, its 120 degrees out here"

Soldier one "Yeah, that thing was perfect for Jankerbating."
Jankerbating by Chi-boy May 21, 2013

key jangler 

A key jangler or key jangling refers to anything that attempts to entertain the audience with the same (for example) jokes, one-liners, pranks, skits, (etc.) or anything similar which expects the audience to burst into laughter. Key jangling goes back to how a parent would jangle their keys in front of their baby to make them laugh or to distract them, which often works however, eventually becomes stale and unfunny over time as the baby would simply get tired and annoyed of the same material.
This term actually comes from one of Huggbees (A YouTube channel) videos titled: "The Forgotten Absurdist Comedy" from 0:20s onwards. He describes how:

"The current trend of comedy from sources such as YouTube, skits and TV shows coming from awkward dialogue, awkward characters and awkward pauses tends to just be one joke that they stretch for about 20 minutes to you."

and

"Modern internet memes are the comedy equivalent of this:" *proceeds to be a key jangler and jangles his keys in front of the camera while reeling YouTubes vast meme compilations behind him*

Junky Janker 

1. Our lord and savior who eliminated the middle class. 2. Killer of James Charles. 3. Actor of a blue fucking cat.
Junky Janker by T0×1C October 22, 2019