jankku

A weeb that can't stop talking about using arch linux.

Person1: "You're a weeb Jankku"
Jankku: "No, but I do use Arch Linux"

by Viemo January 29, 2021

Jankularity

(adjective) inferior quality; The quality of serving as an undesirable model or being less than good.

I'm amazed this 3d printer would produce useful prints with so many points of jankularity.

by MegaSkiFree March 16, 2021

jankum

jankum is when you take a somewhat large crap and put it in a bottle with a balloon on top and after a few days of extreme heat sniff in the gas' that have accumulated in the balloon go into a state of being high

Jim "yo dude i just took in three balloon-fulls of jankum and im so high right know." Kyle "get out of my face thats disgusting bro"

by dangle my eggo January 30, 2009

jankubus

a soul sucking retard

Angel, shes such a jankubus

by lady snowflake of the 615 July 8, 2010

jakku

A sandy wasteland, riddled with scavengers, that everyone wants to go back to. It exists in a Galaxy far, far away, in the parallel universe of Star Wars. It is the home planet of Rey, The last Jedi. Even if it's a disgusting, sandy dump, people want to go back there.

Finn: Why does everyone want to go back to Jakku ??!!?

by Stickyyy fingers June 15, 2018

Jankus

A word used in place of nearly any noun

Check out the jankus on that chick.
I totally forgot my jankus at home.
That jankus over there just stole my crap.

by SamuraiSeanno June 20, 2008

jankums

When someone poops and pees into a jar/cup with a sealed container,lets it sit fir 3 days, then inhales it through their mouth to get high.

He is about to go do jankums.

by Csettles February 20, 2009