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A word used in place of nearly any noun
Check out the jankus on that chick.
I totally forgot my jankus at home.
That jankus over there just stole my crap.
Jankus by SamuraiSeanno June 20, 2008
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BO-jankus 

A word that describes a totally ridiculous situation or idea. Used by teenagers who play online games such as first person shooters.
If you are playing Battelfield 3 and you get splattered by a MAV then you would stick your middle finger in the air and shout "That's BO-jankus!", or if you were about to get a double 360 YY Backspin, ladder-stall, no scope/pro-scope, and you are killed by c4.
BO-jankus by OLD MAN MUGUCKIN August 21, 2013
I’m ready
Soooo When u gone make me baee jamikus ????
Jamikus by Hsisnwsikam April 26, 2020
A leg disease that is very werid and people hardly have it and mostly people named Jan have it
Nahhh he has janitus
janitus by LllllllllllI445 April 7, 2022
Janius is some femboy who everyone likes to vent to online on discord
Oh, I wish I could be like Janius
janius by pibbleypop November 19, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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