Jankkety 

Junky. An object, person named Benjamin Bitner, or car can be jankkety.

An examble of a person would be someone who throws away all the actual work to their math test and receives no credit (see: Benjamin Bitner).

Usage: that {insert noun, ex: Benjamin Bitner} is hella jankkety.

Jankkety by rivermanlol October 24, 2008

jankety (JANG-keh-TEE) 

junky meets rickety with skanky overtones

moisha was adament about not crossing the border in such a jankety car.

jankety (JANG-keh-TEE) by jay lassiter January 31, 2004

jankety 

When something is made cheaply without quality or is so old or obsolete that is is crap.

I need a new car, but I don't want to buy that jankety peice of shit!

You got the free phone??!! Why would you want that jankety thing??

jankety by Jenny S. May 30, 2006

Jankety 

Adj. (Jank-i-tee)
To be of poor quality, appearance, or run down. Is used interchangeably with "ghetto."

Look at his jankety ass shoes; you can see his toes hanging out.

Jankety by Mr. Eponymous November 9, 2007

jankety 

A relative of the words jank and janky, but with extra letters. Created through an act of inscest between the words jank and janky, it is the bastard child that none of the jank family will claim.

The inside roof of Alex's G-Ride Bonnevile, which is presently bare metal, produces a jankety noise every time a door is slammed.

jankety by Malakas Takis January 25, 2006

Janketyassedest 

Adj., superlative: To be poorly designed, built, and/or maintained to such an extent that the user or observer is genuinely shocked that the system in question is stable or functional.

It may be the janketyassedest set we've ever built, so make sure your health insurance is in order.

Janketyassedest by TenthSpeedWriter December 7, 2010

Jankety 

Adj: When something is shitty and doesn't work.

Verb: To be shitty and not work, a person, object or anything.
-----OR-----
Irrelevant Chuck Norris jokes, to make no sense at all like: pussy-attic-mouse-kitty-fuck-job-tooth-ache. Mary Popins, Bad cars, Bad movies

Person 1: Man, this toothbrush does not work! I put it on vibrate, but it still won't give me the satisfaction of a dildo!
Person 2: Well, fuck, I'd say that's a jankety piece of shit.

Jankety by Sam o_e June 18, 2009