jankmus 

A neologistic term for 'Jankmice' that has linguistically elided over time.

1: What is this strange mouse-like creature?
2: IT'S A JANKMUS!!
1: OH!!!!!!!

jankmus by FunFR December 8, 2023

Jankus 

A word used in place of nearly any noun

Check out the jankus on that chick.
I totally forgot my jankus at home.
That jankus over there just stole my crap.

Jankus by SamuraiSeanno June 20, 2008

jankums 

When someone poops and pees into a jar/cup with a sealed container,lets it sit fir 3 days, then inhales it through their mouth to get high.

He is about to go do jankums.

jankums by Csettles February 20, 2009

jankums 

word invented by abshnasko, a synonym for "stuff"

lemme hollar at that jankums yo

jankums by abshnasko April 1, 2005

BO-jankus 

A word that describes a totally ridiculous situation or idea. Used by teenagers who play online games such as first person shooters.

If you are playing Battelfield 3 and you get splattered by a MAV then you would stick your middle finger in the air and shout "That's BO-jankus!", or if you were about to get a double 360 YY Backspin, ladder-stall, no scope/pro-scope, and you are killed by c4.

BO-jankus by OLD MAN MUGUCKIN August 21, 2013