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word invented by abshnasko, a synonym for "stuff"
lemme hollar at that jankums yo
jankums by abshnasko April 1, 2005
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jankum is when you take a somewhat large crap and put it in a bottle with a balloon on top and after a few days of extreme heat sniff in the gas' that have accumulated in the balloon go into a state of being high
Jim "yo dude i just took in three balloon-fulls of jankum and im so high right know." Kyle "get out of my face thats disgusting bro"
jankum by dangle my eggo January 30, 2009
A word used in place of nearly any noun
Check out the jankus on that chick.
I totally forgot my jankus at home.
That jankus over there just stole my crap.
Jankus by SamuraiSeanno June 20, 2008

dank jankum 

piss, shit, vomit, and other bodily fluids are put into a pastic bottle with a ballon on top. the bottle is left in the sun resulting in foul gases collecting in the ballon. this foul gas filled ballon can then saposedly be inhaled. only a retard would create or do such a thing.
whats that stupid shit matt murphy is all ways talking about? dank jankum?..... wow what a stupid waste of a person.
dank jankum by ctlocal July 26, 2011

BO-jankus 

A word that describes a totally ridiculous situation or idea. Used by teenagers who play online games such as first person shooters.
If you are playing Battelfield 3 and you get splattered by a MAV then you would stick your middle finger in the air and shout "That's BO-jankus!", or if you were about to get a double 360 YY Backspin, ladder-stall, no scope/pro-scope, and you are killed by c4.
BO-jankus by OLD MAN MUGUCKIN August 21, 2013
A neologistic term for 'Jankmice' that has linguistically elided over time.
1: What is this strange mouse-like creature?
2: IT'S A JANKMUS!!
1: OH!!!!!!!
jankmus by FunFR December 8, 2023