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jankum is when you take a somewhat large crap and put it in a bottle with a balloon on top and after a few days of extreme heat sniff in the gas' that have accumulated in the balloon go into a state of being high
Jim "yo dude i just took in three balloon-fulls of jankum and im so high right know." Kyle "get out of my face thats disgusting bro"
jankum by dangle my eggo January 30, 2009
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dank jankum 

piss, shit, vomit, and other bodily fluids are put into a pastic bottle with a ballon on top. the bottle is left in the sun resulting in foul gases collecting in the ballon. this foul gas filled ballon can then saposedly be inhaled. only a retard would create or do such a thing.
whats that stupid shit matt murphy is all ways talking about? dank jankum?..... wow what a stupid waste of a person.
dank jankum by ctlocal July 26, 2011
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A term of endearment in farsi ( dari). The way one feels about the love of their life. Their other half. The immense care and love one feels towards their soul mate.
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Jaykumar 

A person who struggles to find their place in his or her group of friends and is always out of the loop. Often makes typo's on msn and is picked on for doing so.
Ex.1
Guy 1: Yo man did you hear about Osama Bin Laden?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, he got killed!
Guy 3: osama bin laden is the terrorist rii?
Guy 1 & 2: Wow, you're such a Jaykumar!

Ex.2
Guy 1: Dude, you are mental.
Guy 2: Yeah man.
Guy 3: no i dont got mental

** i mean im not mental
Guy 1 & 2: HAHAHAH YOU DON'T GOT MENTAL, WHAT A JAYKUMAR
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to go jack off in a corner and cum
He hella told him to jakum the other day.

Dude did you see Rohan? He was jakum with a fish.
jakum by aknub February 5, 2008
The new way too get high these days.. Take a crap.. and then take ur crap and put it in a bottle.. piss in the bottle and shakes it up.. then put a balloon over the opening of the bottle and sit it out for a day or so.. gases will fill the balloon.. then inhale the gases and get fucked up!
Nigga 1: Yo nigga.. go take a shit cuz i wanna get high!

Nigga 2: Wut? u trippin homie..

Nigga 1: Dude just watch me wiff this jenkum!
watch this nigga pass out!!
jenkum by BCoo7 December 15, 2007
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