jankum

jankum is when you take a somewhat large crap and put it in a bottle with a balloon on top and after a few days of extreme heat sniff in the gas' that have accumulated in the balloon go into a state of being high

Jim "yo dude i just took in three balloon-fulls of jankum and im so high right know." Kyle "get out of my face thats disgusting bro"

by dangle my eggo January 30, 2009

dank jankum

piss, shit, vomit, and other bodily fluids are put into a pastic bottle with a ballon on top. the bottle is left in the sun resulting in foul gases collecting in the ballon. this foul gas filled ballon can then saposedly be inhaled. only a retard would create or do such a thing.

whats that stupid shit matt murphy is all ways talking about? dank jankum?..... wow what a stupid waste of a person.

by ctlocal July 26, 2011

Jankularity

(adjective) inferior quality; The quality of serving as an undesirable model or being less than good.

I'm amazed this 3d printer would produce useful prints with so many points of jankularity.

by MegaSkiFree March 16, 2021

Janum

A term of endearment in farsi ( dari). The way one feels about the love of their life. Their other half. The immense care and love one feels towards their soul mate.

Oh janum I love you!

Oh janum I love your buttery lips! sluerp sluerp sluerp

by luckiestmanindaworldMSB February 4, 2010

Jaykumar

A person who struggles to find their place in his or her group of friends and is always out of the loop. Often makes typo's on msn and is picked on for doing so.

Ex.1
Guy 1: Yo man did you hear about Osama Bin Laden?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, he got killed!
Guy 3: osama bin laden is the terrorist rii?
Guy 1 & 2: Wow, you're such a Jaykumar!

Ex.2
Guy 1: Dude, you are mental.
Guy 2: Yeah man.
Guy 3: no i dont got mental

** i mean im not mental
Guy 1 & 2: HAHAHAH YOU DON'T GOT MENTAL, WHAT A JAYKUMAR

by #BLC August 23, 2011

jakum

to go jack off in a corner and cum

He hella told him to jakum the other day.

Dude did you see Rohan? He was jakum with a fish.

by aknub February 5, 2008

jenkum

The new way too get high these days.. Take a crap.. and then take ur crap and put it in a bottle.. piss in the bottle and shakes it up.. then put a balloon over the opening of the bottle and sit it out for a day or so.. gases will fill the balloon.. then inhale the gases and get fucked up!

Nigga 1: Yo nigga.. go take a shit cuz i wanna get high!

Nigga 2: Wut? u trippin homie..

Nigga 1: Dude just watch me wiff this jenkum!
watch this nigga pass out!!

by BCoo7 December 15, 2007