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Jackatorium 

Any room used to rub one out, or masturbate.
For example, a bedroom with a sports illustrated swimsuit edition, is a fine room to convert to a jackatorium, temporarily.
Or you could convert your moms living room, to a jackatorium while watching Friends on TV.
Or, say you are researching anatomy on the internet, on your dads computer, well then, his office just became a jackatorium, didn't it?
Jackatorium by Shwagg March 18, 2007
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jackanory 

story, a Britishism formed in the tradition of Cockney rhyming slang and which derives from an old kids' TV show by that name (featuring a different story every day)
What's the jackanory? (i.e. What happened? What's going on?)
jackanory by elian November 15, 2004

Jankstore 

Jankstore - from the root word 'janky' & similar in spirit and context to a 'creepstore'. A person that personifies bad qualities. The master of janky. A person or place where only the poorest or worst things are distributed.
If you thought Jerry O'Connell was a janky motherfucker, you should meet his brother. That guy is an epic jankstore.
Jankstore by Sheryl Crow's cancer November 16, 2010

jackanory time 

In a group of friends or a 'gang' these youths will use the term 'Jackanory time' as a joke or some may even take it seriously, anything worth something of value is taken. Normally, handed back within a small amount of time.
example:
Friend 1 - 'What time is it?'
Friend 2 - ' It's Jackanory time!!'
Friend 3 - 'aha PEAK! '
jackanory time by J1zzabell January 13, 2017

jackanory 

one who feels obliged to talk copious amounts of verbal diarrhoea.
this is what a jackanory might say "this morning i woke up then ate my breakfast which consisted of bacon, eggs, sausages...........then i left the house and missed my train, the next train was cancelled, the next train was full and.........."
jackanory by neil mcnaughtan December 10, 2008

jackanory 

"okey- dokey", everything is fine but not perfect it good be better
"He's got morning glory and lifes a different story
Everythings going jackanory" -Blur "Country House"
jackanory by myyo August 21, 2006