jankatory

plural of jank

Every class my teacher yells at me its so jankatory.

by jim breitner March 11, 2010

Jackatorium

Any room used to rub one out, or masturbate.

For example, a bedroom with a sports illustrated swimsuit edition, is a fine room to convert to a jackatorium, temporarily.
Or you could convert your moms living room, to a jackatorium while watching Friends on TV.
Or, say you are researching anatomy on the internet, on your dads computer, well then, his office just became a jackatorium, didn't it?

by Shwagg March 18, 2007

jackanory

story, a Britishism formed in the tradition of Cockney rhyming slang and which derives from an old kids' TV show by that name (featuring a different story every day)

What's the jackanory? (i.e. What happened? What's going on?)

by elian November 15, 2004

Jankstore

Jankstore - from the root word 'janky' & similar in spirit and context to a 'creepstore'. A person that personifies bad qualities. The master of janky. A person or place where only the poorest or worst things are distributed.

If you thought Jerry O'Connell was a janky motherfucker, you should meet his brother. That guy is an epic jankstore.

by Sheryl Crow's cancer November 16, 2010

jackanory time

In a group of friends or a 'gang' these youths will use the term 'Jackanory time' as a joke or some may even take it seriously, anything worth something of value is taken. Normally, handed back within a small amount of time.

example:
Friend 1 - 'What time is it?'
Friend 2 - ' It's Jackanory time!!'
Friend 3 - 'aha PEAK! '

by J1zzabell January 13, 2017

jackanory

one who feels obliged to talk copious amounts of verbal diarrhoea.

this is what a jackanory might say "this morning i woke up then ate my breakfast which consisted of bacon, eggs, sausages...........then i left the house and missed my train, the next train was cancelled, the next train was full and.........."

by neil mcnaughtan December 10, 2008

jackanory

"okey- dokey", everything is fine but not perfect it good be better

"He's got morning glory and lifes a different story
Everythings going jackanory" -Blur "Country House"

by myyo August 21, 2006