Jampt

(verb)

to obliterate, destroy, or annihilate;

to wreck or ruin;

to outplay, beat, or defeat;

to have sex with;

Jamption | Jamptastic | Jampting

The ecosystem in the Gulf of Mexico was jampt by BP.

The Giants jampt the Patriots perfect season.

Matt jampt Chris in a game of chess.

Jason jampt Allie last night.

by Kirbiliscious November 24, 2010

jampt

To become totally excited and pumped when listening to a certain song. It puts you in a mood where one feels they can do anything and are ready to take on the horrors of the world.

Normally following the use of the word the user will shout enthusiastically.

"When listening to that song I became totally JAMPT. I'm ready to DOOO this, let's GO! WOOOO!"

by Jennifer "Jumper" May 21, 2007

jampaloon

(noun) When you go on a road trip with nothing but a puppet but you force feed him real food.

Steve's on a jampaloon and he'll be back on thursday.

by Seigen sareta October 7, 2014

Jamtimes

The time when jamming takes place, usually at 3:00pm.

*Looks at watch - 3:00pm* JAMTIMES!!1! \m/\m/

by Jammer123 June 28, 2010

Jamtangle

When you're performing oral sex on a female, and you suddenly realise it was bad monthly timing for such an act, but you're unsure whether to carry on or stop

I was going down on my girlfriend the other day and got myself into a right jamtangle

by SirGreg January 3, 2017

jamster

the worst thing to happen to tv

if i saw the jamster ceo i would gank the fuck out of him

by jamesmc August 28, 2007

Jamitty

That one kid who’s proud to yell and swear no matter how racist it is.

Hey look it’s that Jamitty kid, last time I played with him he kept calling me a nigger

by Billybobjoe360 January 23, 2020