jampa

A man named Jampa is known to pull any girl. The sexiest, smartest, coolest, men only rock with the name Jampa. They are goated at basketball and known for beating anyone up with ease. A Tibetan Jampa is the best Jampa.

Wow look at jampa over there, I wish I was jampa!

Please don't make Jampa mad, he will rock your shit!

by jj.xmpa June 23, 2021

Jampa

The sexiest man alive, has an unhealthy obsession with the word "Stussy", and is a people person. All the girls want him, and all the guys want to be him!! He's the perfect man to watch over your kids at night. He often says "Basketball 4 lyfe!!" while too sweeting :^)

Guy 1: Man that guy is so cool!!
Guy 2: ikr, you know his name??
Girl 1: Yes! That's Jampa!!

by papicarlo June 17, 2016

jampa

sexiest mfs
the word jampa comes from the surinamese language meaning 'javanese'. this term is only used for javanese people in suriname.

I heard shes dating a jampa

by bacove October 18, 2022

Jampa

Jampa is most likely the biggest person you’ll meet, big as in fat, and makes you wanna die

That girl is a Jampa
Jampa more like humpa
Peter griffin got a Jampa

by lifestylebrazy April 8, 2023

jampaloon

(noun) When you go on a road trip with nothing but a puppet but you force feed him real food.

Steve's on a jampaloon and he'll be back on thursday.

by Seigen sareta October 7, 2014

jamaican dutch

An accent used by radio mc's in and around london

MC Grindah: Steves, that's not.... You need to be more Jamaican Dutch, just do it like Beats does it, like I said. Come on.

by Mark Zuckeburg February 21, 2017

jamaican funeral

The act of ashing a bong clear, and then dumping the bongwater over the still smoldering ashes to put them out.

"Hey man, let's get out of here. Jamaican funeral this bong and let's roll."

by K. Melly November 27, 2014