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to get jumped and mugged at the same time
they jamped me fo my throw back man, they beat the shit outta me
Jamped by ALANA May 13, 2004
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Past tense of jump
Tarra jamped over the fence.
jamped by cutter Buter September 20, 2018
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Extremely wild and enthusiastic sex
Jackie has abstained from sex for days, she couldn’t wait to get home to be jamped.
Jamped by Frieda Shiels June 14, 2019
To get stuck in terrain in a 3D game engine.
Damnit, there's a maphole near one of these boulders. I'm jamped. Can someone kill me plz kthx.
Jamped by m0thra February 14, 2020

Jammed Gun 

When you have a kidney stone and can't ejaculate.
"Hey tom when was the last time you jacked off?"
"I haven't been able to for weeks I got a jammed gun"
Jammed Gun by Kkk with one black guy December 21, 2016

jumped off the porch 

I jumped off the porch when I was thirteen.

japedophile

A typically male japanophile. Sailor moon? Tentacle porn? Every porn girl in a schoolgirl skirt? Keep these people away from the children.
While Ejovi insisted he watched anime for its artistic merit, I think he's really just a japedophile, who's in to little kids.
japedophile by udmeister May 22, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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