Jamtangle

When you're performing oral sex on a female, and you suddenly realise it was bad monthly timing for such an act, but you're unsure whether to carry on or stop

I was going down on my girlfriend the other day and got myself into a right jamtangle

Jamtangle by SirGreg January 3, 2017

Jamhandler 

A word used by idiotic wastes-of-life intended to mean 'a hard man', when in actuality to most people it would appear to be somebody who specialises in fondling fruit preserve.

Lewis Peake: yee dnt mess pal hahaha i no sum rite grippers ye wt u gna do???? haha i dnt mess about me lad ye uno it rite wt u gna do u scrawni lil tit

Me: What?

Lewis Peake: DNT MESS UNO ME LAD YEEE

Me: Sorry pal, I don't know who you are or what it is you think I have done.

Lewis Peake: it funny tht lad cos I NO SUM RITE JAMHANDLERS yee

Me: All I know is you're are a colossal dick head. Or don't you quite understand that? Would you like me to simplify?
In a short sentence: Go fuck yourself.

Jamhandler by The Russian Roller July 20, 2010

Jamhandle

An asshole.

Man, that dude sure is a jamhandle.

Jamhandle by Captaincavecat March 30, 2017

jamspangler 

Jamspangler is a shout used on a golf course when a player flukes a long shot or scrapes a putt in the side of the hole. The term is thought to have been first used in Buckinghamshire, England.

"You Jamspangler!!!!" He shouted as his opponents ball dropped into the hole.

jamspangler by Nitty Whiskers August 3, 2019

jamspangled 

Slightly perturbed and confused. Seemingly irrational behaviour (to others), whilst being a little worse for wear.

I realised how Jamspangled I was when I sat on the boke that was knelt down tying his shoelace; I actually thought he was a chair at the time!!

jamspangled by Kenster Power2 March 12, 2007

jamstrangledshithouse

extremely lucky - against all odds

I hear Gavin is going out with Carole - the jamstrangledshithouse, what the fuck does he have that I never will?

jamstrangledshithouse by CaulkHead July 23, 2003

jamagleo 

Jamagleo

"LOOK!......... A Wild Jamagleo, Peepin through the bushes"

jamagleo by Th3MaDl4D November 23, 2021