Jamtangle
When you're performing oral sex on a female, and you suddenly realise it was bad monthly timing for such an act, but you're unsure whether to carry on or stop
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Jamhandler
A word used by idiotic wastes-of-life intended to mean 'a hard man', when in actuality to most people it would appear to be somebody who specialises in fondling fruit preserve.
Lewis Peake: yee dnt mess pal hahaha i no sum rite grippers ye wt u gna do???? haha i dnt mess about me lad ye uno it rite wt u gna do u scrawni lil tit
Me: What?
Lewis Peake: DNT MESS UNO ME LAD YEEE
Me: Sorry pal, I don't know who you are or what it is you think I have done.
Lewis Peake: it funny tht lad cos I NO SUM RITE JAMHANDLERS yee
Me: All I know is you're are a colossal dick head. Or don't you quite understand that? Would you like me to simplify?
In a short sentence: Go fuck yourself.
Me: What?
Lewis Peake: DNT MESS UNO ME LAD YEEE
Me: Sorry pal, I don't know who you are or what it is you think I have done.
Lewis Peake: it funny tht lad cos I NO SUM RITE JAMHANDLERS yee
Me: All I know is you're are a colossal dick head. Or don't you quite understand that? Would you like me to simplify?
In a short sentence: Go fuck yourself.
Jamhandler by The Russian Roller July 20, 2010
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jamspangler
Jamspangler is a shout used on a golf course when a player flukes a long shot or scrapes a putt in the side of the hole. The term is thought to have been first used in Buckinghamshire, England.
jamspangler by Nitty Whiskers August 3, 2019
jamspangled
Slightly perturbed and confused. Seemingly irrational behaviour (to others), whilst being a little worse for wear.
I realised how Jamspangled I was when I sat on the boke that was knelt down tying his shoelace; I actually thought he was a chair at the time!!
jamspangled by Kenster Power2 March 12, 2007
jamstrangledshithouse
I hear Gavin is going out with Carole - the jamstrangledshithouse, what the fuck does he have that I never will?
jamstrangledshithouse by CaulkHead July 23, 2003