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jameth
Best lulz on the intarweb. Based in the north west USA where he sits on his computer and posts to eljay all day long.
jameth by popcultureicon March 20, 2005
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Jameth
Jameth by Delilah Age 19 Straight June 28, 2017
Jamesh Kon
Pronounced: "jam-esh-cone" (stated at 1.5x speed)
"Jamesh kon" is the farsi expression, and english equivalent of "get or gather your shit together."
If you have a Persian friend, or happen to have a Persian neighbor who's generally noisy, disruptive, annoying, or just generally difficult, all you have to do is simply request that they..."jamesh kon."
A quick "Jamesh kon" is the most effective way to get a person to self reflect and become more cognizant of their wild and nonconforming ways.
"Jamesh kon" is the farsi expression, and english equivalent of "get or gather your shit together."
If you have a Persian friend, or happen to have a Persian neighbor who's generally noisy, disruptive, annoying, or just generally difficult, all you have to do is simply request that they..."jamesh kon."
A quick "Jamesh kon" is the most effective way to get a person to self reflect and become more cognizant of their wild and nonconforming ways.
Why are you mowing the lawn at 6 AM Behzad? ... jamesh kon.
That's a nice pair of loppers you have there Ali, but it's 9 AM on a Saturday so... jamesh kon.
Look, I know your shrubs and plants are out of control and you really want to use your pruning saw right now, but I'm going to need you to...jamesh kon.
Is that seriously a wheelbarrow you have there Hooshang? ...jamesh kon.
Put the leaf blower down Ali...jamesh kon.
That's a nice pair of loppers you have there Ali, but it's 9 AM on a Saturday so... jamesh kon.
Look, I know your shrubs and plants are out of control and you really want to use your pruning saw right now, but I'm going to need you to...jamesh kon.
Is that seriously a wheelbarrow you have there Hooshang? ...jamesh kon.
Put the leaf blower down Ali...jamesh kon.
Jamesh Kon by KimberlyDee August 5, 2020
Janeth
Janeth is the one person that can never switch up on u. People call her fake but she’s the realest out their and no one will ever take her place. She’s honest and will accept u for who u are. Don’t talk shii to her or be mean because she will beat ur ass up no lie. She’s childish but very funny anyways If u have a janeth in ur life appreciate her and honor her bc she will do the same maybe her life suck so u have to help her out because she deserves it. Back her up and accept her decisions if she’s sad do everything in ur power to make her happy. Don’t be rude to any of her friends because she will beat the shii out of u. And don’t be the fake friend that uses her be honest because Being friends with Janeth is like a blessing. She’s smart, nice, pretty, amazing, and funny. Give her a smile and never switch up on her because she doesn’t deserve ppl switching up on her bc she doesn’t switch up. If ur dating her be loyal appreciate her tell her how beautiful she is and how nice she is. Don’t break her heart because she has friends that will hurt u. Anyways just Janeth will always be there for u no matter what and she will always help u thru tuff shii be nice to her💖 and love her cherish every moment u have with her💓
Person 1) who’s that girl
Person 2) that’s Janeth duhh I mean she’s very beautiful how can u not know
Person 1) oh yeah she’s also very nice unless u get her mad
Person 2) that’s Janeth duhh I mean she’s very beautiful how can u not know
Person 1) oh yeah she’s also very nice unless u get her mad
Janeth by EH wrote this ❤️ May 4, 2019
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