The process of failing to drown a person so you beat them with bricks until they are left with internal brain wounds to then be split in half on a train track.

ruqayyah"WHY ARE YOU SO STRESSED ITS NOT EVEN YOU, ITS A DRAWING??"
yaz"SHUT UP BEFORE I jamsify you!!!!"

jamsify by gUaVabErRy678 May 25, 2021

Jamify

To change into pajamas.

Let me jamify before i brush my teeth!

Jamify by GotAFuckingUsername September 11, 2015

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jimmify

To replace a job best done by a computer with a person. This is a process of reverse automation (similar to a mechanical turk) except that the task is better suited for a computer.

I was going to write our own search program but then I decided to jimmify it. It just sends me an email and I send back the search results.

jimmify by defiantlee November 29, 2016

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jammification

The act of putting on one's pajamas prior to bed. Usually for sitting around the house and watching TV. Often done after a shower when there is no point in getting dressed but it is too early for bed.

Are you ready for jammification dear? I want to get comfortable and cozy and watch that new movie. I think it is not too early for our jammification.

jammification by Enchanted in New Mexico June 8, 2022

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