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Is Amazing Handsome, Strong, Tall, Sexy, and dark skin. His brown eyes are captivating and his smile is intoxicating with the Sexiest Deep voice your ears will ever hear. Is the Best man (if your Lucky enough) to have Love you. Making your heartbeat like no one ever has. Everyone wants to be his friend and every girl Dreams of being his girlfriend.
One look back at my dark Sexy Jalon with his surfboard in hand always takes this American's girls breath away and leaves me speechless in love..
Jalon by Im_thegoat March 5, 2018
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Jalon is very athletic and smart. Jalon also is very loyal no matter what's going on. You can count on Jalon for anything
Jalon is daddy to everyone.
Jalon by gp3116 July 16, 2017
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Usually a black male. Muscular physique,athletic smart. shy at times but funny when you get to know them, very observant, want to change the world, manifests dreams into reality. Loving, great boyfriend.
Remember what Jalon did?
Jalon by Ion God November 7, 2018
A man often dark skin he will remind you of your first crush. He will forever be in your heart if your in his,but if your in his heart your are very lucky because once your there you are the forever. He is the best person to talk to about any problem and he will be the one in your dreams giving you everything you could ever dream for because he us just that kind of person. If you have a jalon in your life do everyone a favor including yourself and never let him go!
Jalon is my baby find yourself a jalon too.
Jalon-hey so i was thinking alot about you last night
Me-why me
Jalon-because your beautiful and i need to let you know that
Me-but in not
Jalon-oh baby, come look in the mirror i need to show you something beautiful
Jalon by Marmar the read head December 9, 2018
adjective. Describes a person, or animal who is wise beyond his or her years. Usually very politically minded and interested in the true sense of "justice for all." Hard working and motivated in improving his or her self and surroundings.
He is so jalon to not only notice what needs improvement, but also to take the initiative to put that improvement into motion.
jalon by Carlton Lee April 26, 2012

Jalon Brockington 

A fucking cunt that hasn't finished the first episode of his show but is working on the second season already.
Aidan: Hey when is episode 1 coming out?
Jalon Brockington: Idk. But what do u think about these ideas for season 2?
Aidan: *physical confusion*

Jalon Hazzard 

The king of the world not famous not rich but very fortunate
Who tf is Jalon hazzard

OMG ARE YOU SLOW ? THE KING OF LIFE OBVY
but isnt the king of life .. God ?
Yeah but hes gonna have to past that crown over one day JK!
Jalon Hazzard by JAYHLON June 23, 2021
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