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Damn, that shit is tight, musta got his game from jalljo
jalljo by sunsi June 30, 2003
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Old motor vehicle in bad state of repair,unreliable and a general eyesore devoid of any street cred!
jallopy corner e.g. classified ads for bargain cars
jallopy by Motakatsu Hideyoshi February 22, 2008
Related Words
jalljo jallop jallopy jallo jalloyd Jalllow jalloh jallon jallopine Jalloponi
A foolah (African) name. Very famous. It means lit and sexy and always eating a lot.
Hey what's your name ?
"Jalloh" you ?
Woah ur a jalloh, lucky u
jalloh by Mabitu January 15, 2017
Joey jalloped his girlfriend after sex.

Tom while passing by in his car jalloped Joey, cause he owed him money.

Jalloween 

A festive holiday native to St. Catharines which falls on the Sunday night of the SCRC Invite. Those who celebrate drink copious amounts of alcohol whilst donning a costume starting with the letter "J"
Clark really crossed the line by dressing as Jesus for Jalloween
Jalloween by invite July 13, 2009

Jalloponi 

A desert dewelling lobster
Steve rode the jalloponi accrossed the desert outrunning persecution of the native American tribe he just stole from. Ride jalloponi, ride.
Jalloponi by Proseidon182 November 19, 2018

Eliass Jalloub 

A beautiful baby. On the outside hes like a fierce scary lion but once he gets comfortable with you and trusts you (wont happen), he becomes a big baby (only to his wife hasina). Hes the most sweetest caring and hottest man to ever roam the earth. Every step he takes he leaves a light beautiful aroma behind him. If you ever find anyone like him (you wont), hold onto him with ur jaw and teeth and never let go because he is the most caring man in the world. He knows how to love, care, protect, and HMP HASINA LOVES HIM SO MUCH HMP HES A BABY AND NO ONE NO ONE WILL TOUCH HIM NO ONE WILL EVER HURT HIM BC HIS WIFE WONT LET ANYONE ANYONE OR ANYTHING DAMAGE HIS PURE SOUL!!!!! I LOVE BABY LIAS
Eliass Jalloub? Oh thats Hasinas little baby
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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