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Dirty Jakob 

A dirty jakob is an akward sex act in a fake fake taxi, where one moment the driver is wearing shades, and the other moment the 3 petite japanese girls are naked having an orgy while listening to hardstyle EDM
Guy nr 1: Hey bro, were you just driving with the 3 petite japanese girls?
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here
Dirty Jakob by Wladax April 13, 2020
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Jakob Walrus 

A ginger mother fucker who majestically swims the ocean under the satanic moon every 666 years.
Man 1: "holy shit what is that??"
Man 2: "it's just the ginger Jakob Walrus."
Jakob Walrus by Jody99 January 10, 2015
A male human with impeccable style and irresistible charm. Typically most Jakobe's are self sufficient, successful and posses a undeniable sense of humor.

In the wild, a Jakobe can be found surrounded by young attractive human females.

Although shy and reclusive at times, the Jakobe easily becomes center of attention. Experts have attributed this to the Jakobe releasing a natural pheromone that encourages females to be receptive and males to become relaxed.

This allows the Jakobe to overtake almost any social or professional environment easily.
That Jakobe is an awesome guy, I wish he was my dad, brother, best friend, lover or boss.
Jakobe by J. Tiberious Kirk September 13, 2011
Jakob is the most savage white nig*a to ever Rome earth. He will always take the baddest hoes right off there feet watch out for a Jakob
Oh there’s Jakob better Hide my girl
Jakob by Jakob the savage April 12, 2019
Jacobo is like the Spanish version of Jacob. They are very intelligent and mysterious. They are sensitive at times, but can be they most amazing person you can meet. As well as sexy, most people with the name Jacobo are generally very passionate and care very much about the person they are with. They usually never make a mistake about who they love... They are wonderful kissers and give the best hugs... They are more than anyone could ask for.
Jacobo was like the most attractive person at the party last night!
Jacobo by um hey... June 7, 2014

Jacobotweets 

The only member on FT who is followed by the creator of Twitter, jack dorsey
Jacobotweets begged Crewsmat for a retweet. Jacobotweets is very young and gets bullied in spaces
Jacobotweets by Cooldragon17 October 4, 2021
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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