3 definitions by My Parents Died

1 Pump Glump

A man who is so beta that it only takes one stroke of his penis before he busts a load

Girl 1: "I slept with John last night"
Girl 2: "How was it?"
Girl 1: "Bad, John is a 1 Pump Glump"
Girl 2: "Thats tough"

by My Parents Died April 28, 2022

20 Pump

To Blow A Mfs Head Off Using A 12 Gauge Shotgun

Bro I Just 20 Pumped That Motherfucker Last Tuesday

by My Parents Died April 4, 2022

jakobo

big black niggar that likes kids and has small dick and big titties and fat ass as a man

a black man named jakobo that is fat ugly and has big ass and titties and gets discored mods as boyfriends

by My Parents Died September 13, 2022