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Jawnathon 

When one would like to get serious with their jawn.
My jawn is acting up today. When I get home I'm laying down the law. "Jawnathon get your shit together".

"Jawnathon, you loser! Crack and cocaine are not the same!"
Jawnathon by ugly sacks June 12, 2018

Jonathon 

Jonathon knows what he wants in life and he's not afraid to go for it. He's forward but extremely kind and it gives him a very approachable aspect to him. He's probably been through a lot but is still a very cheerful guy, although sometimes has a very brooding look. He's very handsome and is generally extremely likable and many will vouch for him on that. He gets along with all of his superiors and is hard working in anything he applies himself to. He has a adventurous side to him and isn't afraid to explore new talents and skills. He's always willing to learn or try something new, he's a very admirable guy. Don't be afraid to talk to him because you'll likely end up meeting one of the most kindest people you know.
"Yooo! It's Jonathon!"
Jonathon by Siniac November 2, 2022

Jonathon Jones 

A VERY tall person who has a very deep voice and is sexually aroused by almost everything
tracer: you see that guy over there he is a 'jonathon jones'
Jonathon Jones by TheUNWANTEDtwig December 5, 2018

Jonathon Ng 

Jonathon Ng, also known as Eden, is a music artist who is best known for his amazing songs Drugs, and Crash.

Jonathons father is from China and met his Irish mother in Dublin, then they gave birth to this legend.
Previously, until 2015 he was known as The Eden Project, and currently is known as Eden.
What song is that? It’s amazing!
Oh, it’s just Eden, aka Jonathon Ng!
Jonathon Ng by TheEdenProject May 23, 2018

Jahnathan 

Jahnathan is the type of person who listens and respects older and younger people no matter what backgrounds they are from.. when someone irritates this big daddy here, all hell breaks loose.
Jahnathan likes to socialize with his friends and family.
Jahnathan by Jahnathan January 9, 2022

Jhonathan 

The most amazing name to be given to someone. It is given to someone who is amazing, witty, intelligent, funny, athletic, warm-hearted, sensitive, loving, brave, strong, affectionate, ambitious, charming, compassionate, understanding, thoughtful, romantic, considerate, courageous, creative, easy-going, generous, faithful, hard-working, polite, patient, nice, kind, honest, imaginative, and all around fun to be around. If you know someone named Jhonathan, you are one of the luckiest people in the world. Though you might have ups and downs through your relationship with him, he will never give up on you. He will always be there for you when you need it. People with the name Jhonathan are the best people in the whole universe and we are lucky they still exist. If you date a guy named Jhonathan, he's a keeper don't ever let him go. If you do, you will never truly live again. He is someone who instantly makes you smile when you see him. Jhonathan will make you fall in love with him, slowly, and then all at once. His smile and laugh lights up a whole room. He can cheer you up on the darkest days. So if you know a Jhonathan, don’t ever let him go. If you do, you will just lose the best damn thing that has ever happened to you. Love him and make him feel wanted, that is all he ever wanted.
P1: Hey, do you know Jhonathan?
P2: Yeah, that amazing and sexy guy in algebra 1?
P1: Yea
P2: Why?
P1: Always treat him well, you are one of the luckiest people in the world.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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