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A stupid mofo that likes to eat shit in there spair times
Zach u are such a noob jagfer
jagfer by the pwnerer October 11, 2006
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Aggy Jaggers 

Old slang originally from the county of Kent in England. It refers to an eerie sea mist that forms along the shore which then gradually moves inland bringing with it a chilly, unpleasant clamminess. In his book ‘Great Expectations’ Charles Dickens has Pip meet the convict Magwitch in a thick aggy jagger.
There’s an aggy jaggers come in, can’t see your hand in front of your face.
Aggy Jaggers by AKACroatalin June 16, 2017
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jaggerbush 

term for thorns, briers. Plural: jaggers
Watch out for that jaggerbush!

Man, I hate jaggers.
jaggerbush by Thadeus Buell February 23, 2008

Jager Main 

A deluxe piece of cancer that gets head shot at the begin of each defense round attempting to spawn peak and cries him or her self to sleep every night for the acog.

A toxic piece of shit who ruins the fucking game and doesn't let anyone in the building because they are all dead by the time the timer hasn't even hit thirty seconds in the round. (Due to spawn peaking)
Player one: Fuck you Jager Main!You toxic piece of shit all you fucking do is spawn peak!

Jager: Get spawn peaked. Ha Ha Ha!
Jager Main by TheKnowItAllBoutGames September 10, 2018
Deploying ADS; You Can Stop Worrying About Grenades Now
No more fuze, jager make you stop worrying about grenades now
Jager by SerenityXD January 20, 2017

jägermain 

A person who only plays Jäger and spawn kills everyone
That pleb is fucking JägerMain
jägermain by ScarydumpTruck April 2, 2017

Jager Donk

When someone has a big booty from drinking so much Jagermeister
Damn bro shorty over there got a Jager Donk! She probably drinks a JagerBomb for breakfast every morning. No cap
Jager Donk by JagerPartyer February 26, 2021
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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