Jaggered

Too be fucked up to the point of borderline death

Friend 1: yo did you see where my my buddy went

Friend 2: he drank too much fireball and got jaggered it’s all over Instagram.

by Managedbyike March 18, 2019

Jaggered

Past tense; The act of doing your best Mick Jagger impersonation in public.

"I Jaggered so hard last night that I broke my watch!"

by Deertay March 16, 2008

jaggered

horny, aroused, sexually attracted to a person, to have a boner, to desire something greatly,to be turned on immensely, an erection,

(EX1):I am so jaggered for some Peanut Butter and Jelly.

(EX2):I am so jaggered for some of his bratwurst.

(EX3):I am so jaggered for that tan, hot stud from california.

(EX4): I am jaggered for a ham and bacon sandwich.

by Brennan and Chelsea March 25, 2008

Jaggered

When you're disappointed and start screaming at the tv because that siege is fucked

Dude I'm jaggered honestly I shot him.

by SaintNibba September 12, 2017

Jaggered

Playing part of a song just like another band’s song but sounds astronomically better.

Dave Matthews Band jaggered all of Jack Johnson’s songs one by one live in their basement.

by DaveShaw June 7, 2018

jaggered

The event in which a girl friend zones you or brother zones you when you ask her out. The term originates from Jagger, who literally always gets friend zoned.

“Oh my ducking god dude I’m really gonna get Jaggered by this girl rn”

by jkalvb April 13, 2019

jiggered

Very, very tired...

I can't go out mate, I'm jiggered at the moment!

by Nick2097 October 15, 2003