jager monster
jager monster by Sun Raindrop March 5, 2010
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Jäger Monster
A delicious concoction. A unique blend of Jägermeister and fresh squeezed lemonade. Perfect to drink at any occasion (Wedding, Party, Funeral, Boys Night, Orgy, Etc). Warning: If consumed too often might cause serious liver damage!
Jäger Monster by Creepy Homewrecker C March 24, 2021
Jagermonster
The state of mind and physical appearance assumed after finish a vast quantity Jagermeister. Usually characterized by loud exaggerated claims of physical/sexual prowess, wanton destruction of anything in the immediate vicinity, and the complete abandonment of any standards regarding the opposite sex.
"Dude did you see John turn into the Jagermonster last night? He told the entire party that he could jump rope with his dick, drop-kicked the front door off its hinges, then got head from the albino chick!"
Jagermonster by J.M.D.U. January 30, 2008
JagerMonster
1.) A cheaper (and tastier) version of the Jagerbomb where one substitutes Monster Energy drink in lieu of the Red Bull.
WARNING: Often leads to an inebriated state and regrettable decisions. In other words, this drink can turn you into a Jagermonster
2.) Can be used in the past participle -- The state of being one enters after multiple JagerMonster shots which can range from tipsy to fall-down drunk.
WARNING: Often leads to an inebriated state and regrettable decisions. In other words, this drink can turn you into a Jagermonster
2.) Can be used in the past participle -- The state of being one enters after multiple JagerMonster shots which can range from tipsy to fall-down drunk.
1.) "Let's throw back some JagerMonsters and get this evening started right!"
2.) "I'm so JagerMonster'd that I'd be willing to go home with you."
2.) "I'm so JagerMonster'd that I'd be willing to go home with you."
JagerMonster by StillDruckinFunk August 19, 2009
jägermooster
jägermooster by PNSN June 11, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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