A delicious concoction. A unique blend of Jägermeister and fresh squeezed lemonade. Perfect to drink at any occasion (Wedding, Party, Funeral, Boys Night, Orgy, Etc). Warning: If consumed too often might cause serious liver damage!
I drank the Jäger Monster last night to forget my emotional pain and instead impregnated my cousin!
The state of mind and physical appearance assumed after finish a vast quantity Jagermeister. Usually characterized by loud exaggerated claims of physical/sexual prowess, wanton destruction of anything in the immediate vicinity, and the complete abandonment of any standards regarding the opposite sex.
"Dude did you see John turn into the Jagermonster last night? He told the entire party that he could jump rope with his dick, drop-kicked the front door off its hinges, then got head from the albinochick!"
1.) A cheaper (and tastier) version of the Jagerbomb where one substitutes Monster Energy drink in lieu of the Red Bull.
WARNING: Often leads to an inebriated state and regrettable decisions. In other words, this drink can turn you into a Jagermonster
2.) Can be used in the past participle -- The state of being one enters after multiple JagerMonster shots which can range from tipsy to fall-down drunk.
1.) "Let's throw back some JagerMonsters and get this evening started right!"
2.) "I'm so JagerMonster'd that I'd be willing to go home with you."
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.