Jagermonster

The state of mind and physical appearance assumed after finish a vast quantity Jagermeister. Usually characterized by loud exaggerated claims of physical/sexual prowess, wanton destruction of anything in the immediate vicinity, and the complete abandonment of any standards regarding the opposite sex.

"Dude did you see John turn into the Jagermonster last night? He told the entire party that he could jump rope with his dick, drop-kicked the front door off its hinges, then got head from the albino chick!"

Jagermonster by J.M.D.U. January 30, 2008

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JagerMonster

1.) A cheaper (and tastier) version of the Jagerbomb where one substitutes Monster Energy drink in lieu of the Red Bull.

WARNING: Often leads to an inebriated state and regrettable decisions. In other words, this drink can turn you into a Jagermonster

2.) Can be used in the past participle -- The state of being one enters after multiple JagerMonster shots which can range from tipsy to fall-down drunk.

1.) "Let's throw back some JagerMonsters and get this evening started right!"

2.) "I'm so JagerMonster'd that I'd be willing to go home with you."

JagerMonster by StillDruckinFunk August 19, 2009

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Jagermeister

You know how in a fairy tale there's always a potion that makes a princess fall asleep, then the guys start kissing her? Well this is like that, except you don't wake up in a castle, you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.

I was at the Pike house last night and had some Jagermeister. Next thing I know I'm naked in the bathroom throwing up.

Jagermeister by Master Hunter January 27, 2013

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Jagermeister

Jägermeister ("hunt master") is a German bitter liqueur that is a complex blend of 56 herbs, fruits and spices. It should be served icy cold to tame its assertive herbal flavor.

Jäger gets you fucked up all nice like.

Jagermeister by KingTT February 5, 2004