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jaifei is a chinese woman who sells sexy horny products. her word are “buy my sexy products or i will kidnap you.” jaifei is in her jail era right now but people who dont buy her products will be kidnapped with her telepathic powers.
jaifei is sexy chinese woman who sell products
jaifei by LuvLaws December 27, 2021
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Faisel Jaffer 

A Toronto urban myth, supposedly a large half man half bear that breathes fire and has the ability to manipulate your mind in a way similar to large quantities of LSD. Supposedly has fought a pack of wolves, a tiger, a lion, and the three bears simultaneously. Also said to have survived being hit by a moving truck, the truck was destroyed, he didn't have a scratch.
I'm sick of hearing all these stupid exaggerated stories about "Faisel Jaffer" clearly he didn't do any of this stuff, and clearly hes not a real person
Faisel Jaffer by Shin Ta November 10, 2008
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Faisel Jaffer 

A man bear who's legend precedes his introduction, spawned from the lake of Manitou and forged in the Algonquin forests Faisel was once deemed a demi god until it was discovered his search engine of choice was Bing. Also worth noting Faisel makes a brief appearance in the 2016 "Revenant".
Faisel Jaffer is a Bing using ass mothafucka!
Faisel Jaffer by SquidofManitou August 31, 2016
The act of inserting stuff to your penis' pee hole to experience sexual pleasure. This could be fingers, pencils, dildos or other suitable objects
John's penis was still sore from all the jaffing he had been doing yesterday.
jaffing by Wingster January 12, 2009

Jaffeeed 

The process of being seduced by the charm and wit of a Jaffe resulting in some type of sexual exchange.
Person #1: Damn all those girls hooked up with that one guy.
Person #2: Yeah! They just got fucking Jaffeeed!
Jaffeeed by Jason Jaffe January 3, 2011
Smart and perfect. A man with principles.
A Ladies charmer.Smart yet adorable .A warrior who fights all alone
My name is Jaffery
jaffery by Aka25 December 17, 2017
A good man
A good handsome man who plays Minecraft and has discord jaffix
Jaffix by Jaffix April 13, 2019
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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