Jaffeth

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The ugliest, Mexican, crusty ass, muthafucka you'll ever meet.
His beaner ass can't lift a 5 pound weight. Soccer playing bitch ass nigga. Fuck Jaffeth.
Also a metaphor for homosexual.

That nigga bein a Jaffeth maann!

Jaffeth by Viktor Turov October 6, 2012

Jaffeth

Hella good looking person giant ass dick and has all the girls over him

Look at jaffeth he hella fine i wanna suck his dick

Jaffeth by Jubdhejhdjd February 1, 2022

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Jafeth

Mena lover, loves soccer, big ass dick, the weeknd lover, has a big heart,ugly in pictures but hella fine in person

Damn, I wish I had a boyfriend like Jafeth

Jafeth by LebronYey December 7, 2016

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jaffet

very smart intelligent person
superior to all others
does better than everyone in school and people hate them for it
very nice and cool to everyone
gets many awards

Jaffet is so smart and Nick is definetly jealous

jaffet by definitionsforurban December 24, 2008

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jaffet

an adjective used for an extremely cool person who does good in school and everyone is jealous for. It can also mean academic perfection and purity. This adjective tends to be used for very smart very nice people.

OH my god! Hes so Perfect! Hes very jaffet

jaffet by W.H.O3301993 December 23, 2008

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jaffet

smart, perfect, intelligent. Is used for people that are quiet but very nice and hide their true potential. Very smart and intelligent. Shy yet great, and when they do meet people they are very good friends.

He is so intelligent and smart he is definetly jaffet

jaffet by awesome1234 December 24, 2008

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jaffet

super smart!!!!

Jaffet is so smart!

jaffet by urbandictionaryeditor December 24, 2008

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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