jafeeb

The hottest man on planet earth, most commonly associated with the name Jacob. If you ever encounter a Jafeeb, your first instinct will most likely be to have sex with said person

Person 1: Holy shit! It's a jafeeb!
Person 2: Ain't naw way I'm gonna have sex with them
Person 3: I am going to eat a slice of swiss cheese

jafeeb by Jafeeb June 9, 2022

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jafeeb

The hottest person on planet earth, most likely associated with the name Jacob. Upon seeing somebody as hot as a jafeeb, most people evaporate. Anybody who doesn't usually ends up having sex with a jafeeb and making 134 mini jafeebs.

Person 1: Holy shit it's a jafeeb!
Jafeeb: Jafeeb
Person 2: Oh my god! (Evaporates)
Person 3: I am going to make out with Jafeeb and have 134 children.

jafeeb by Jafeeb June 9, 2022

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Related Words

jafeeb • jabeeb • Jakeeb • Jabeebis • jabeeboo • Jabeebus • jafeelme • jaheeb • jaheebagahump • jaheebee

jafeelme

You feel me?

Going to wasted tonight, Jafeelme?

jafeelme by dirdam51 December 25, 2020

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Jabeebus

1)To be used in place in the holy name Jesus.
2)A name for which to give a child that you forever want to be in tears or tortured til the end of days
3)A word to be used in place of a cuss word by a teenager to keep from getting trouble

1. Oh Jabeebus! I can't believe she's doin it again!
2. Jabeebus, your momma must've hated you!!!!
3. She is being such a Jabeebus!!!!

just like a Slinky, great for a girl or a boy!

Jabeebus by Alley God April 8, 2009