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The hottest person on planet earth, most likely associated with the name Jacob. Upon seeing somebody as hot as a jafeeb, most people evaporate. Anybody who doesn't usually ends up having sex with a jafeeb and making 134 mini jafeebs.
Person 1: Holy shit it's a jafeeb!
Jafeeb: Jafeeb
Person 2: Oh my god! (Evaporates)
Person 3: I am going to make out with Jafeeb and have 134 children.
jafeeb by Jafeeb June 9, 2022
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The hottest man on planet earth, most commonly associated with the name Jacob. If you ever encounter a Jafeeb, your first instinct will most likely be to have sex with said person
Person 1: Holy shit! It's a jafeeb!
Person 2: Ain't naw way I'm gonna have sex with them
Person 3: I am going to eat a slice of swiss cheese
jafeeb by Jafeeb June 9, 2022
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You feel me?
Going to wasted tonight, Jafeelme?
jafeelme by dirdam51 December 25, 2020

Jabeebus 

1)To be used in place in the holy name Jesus.
2)A name for which to give a child that you forever want to be in tears or tortured til the end of days
3)A word to be used in place of a cuss word by a teenager to keep from getting trouble
1. Oh Jabeebus! I can't believe she's doin it again!
2. Jabeebus, your momma must've hated you!!!!
3. She is being such a Jabeebus!!!!

just like a Slinky, great for a girl or a boy!
Jabeebus by Alley God April 8, 2009
A beautiful girl who is shy at first then when she opens up she becomes a strong amazing woman that you can tell any of your secrets to
Oh jazeeba is such a lovely girl
jazeeba by Albiiodneks May 4, 2017
Jaheeb is a man who loves to yell at world of war craft and the TV. He loves crack Cocain coffee and we're is greezman on the ground.
Jaheeb woke me up at 5 am to split a Rubin and chedder stax.
jaheeb by Daquavis da third June 10, 2023
Damn refugee jackass children and adult with no manners
freakin Jabeeb kid in the parks wearing a sheet for a dress with no damn manners
jabeeb by Awesome mom! September 13, 2013
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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