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The hottest man on planet earth, most commonly associated with the name Jacob. If you ever encounter a Jafeeb, your first instinct will most likely be to have sex with said person
Person 1: Holy shit! It's a jafeeb!
Person 2: Ain't naw way I'm gonna have sex with them
Person 3: I am going to eat a slice of swiss cheese
jafeeb by Jafeeb June 9, 2022
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The hottest person on planet earth, most likely associated with the name Jacob. Upon seeing somebody as hot as a jafeeb, most people evaporate. Anybody who doesn't usually ends up having sex with a jafeeb and making 134 mini jafeebs.
Person 1: Holy shit it's a jafeeb!
Jafeeb: Jafeeb
Person 2: Oh my god! (Evaporates)
Person 3: I am going to make out with Jafeeb and have 134 children.
jafeeb by Jafeeb June 9, 2022
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Jabeebus 

1)To be used in place in the holy name Jesus.
2)A name for which to give a child that you forever want to be in tears or tortured til the end of days
3)A word to be used in place of a cuss word by a teenager to keep from getting trouble
1. Oh Jabeebus! I can't believe she's doin it again!
2. Jabeebus, your momma must've hated you!!!!
3. She is being such a Jabeebus!!!!

just like a Slinky, great for a girl or a boy!
Jabeebus by Alley God April 8, 2009
A beautiful girl who is shy at first then when she opens up she becomes a strong amazing woman that you can tell any of your secrets to
Oh jazeeba is such a lovely girl
jazeeba by Albiiodneks May 4, 2017
Jaheeb is a man who loves to yell at world of war craft and the TV. He loves crack Cocain coffee and we're is greezman on the ground.
Jaheeb woke me up at 5 am to split a Rubin and chedder stax.
jaheeb by Daquavis da third June 10, 2023
Damn refugee jackass children and adult with no manners
freakin Jabeeb kid in the parks wearing a sheet for a dress with no damn manners
jabeeb by Awesome mom! September 13, 2013
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