The hottest man on planet earth, most commonly associated with the name Jacob. If you ever encounter a Jafeeb, your first instinct will most likely be to have sex with said person
Person 1: Holy shit! It's a jafeeb!
Person 2: Ain't naw way I'm gonna have sex with them
Person 3: I am going to eat a slice of swiss cheese
The hottest person on planet earth, most likely associated with the name Jacob. Upon seeing somebody as hot as a jafeeb, most people evaporate. Anybody who doesn't usually ends up having sex with a jafeeb and making 134 mini jafeebs.
Person 1: Holy shit it's a jafeeb!
Jafeeb: Jafeeb
Person 2: Oh my god! (Evaporates)
Person 3: I am going to make out with Jafeeb and have 134 children.
1)To be used in place in the holy name Jesus.
2)A name for which to give a child that you forever want to be in tears or tortured til the end of days
3)A word to be used in place of a cuss word by a teenager to keep from getting trouble
1. Oh Jabeebus! I can't believe she's doin it again!
2. Jabeebus, your momma must've hated you!!!!
3. She is being such a Jabeebus!!!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.