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Jabeebus 

1)To be used in place in the holy name Jesus.
2)A name for which to give a child that you forever want to be in tears or tortured til the end of days
3)A word to be used in place of a cuss word by a teenager to keep from getting trouble
1. Oh Jabeebus! I can't believe she's doin it again!
2. Jabeebus, your momma must've hated you!!!!
3. She is being such a Jabeebus!!!!

just like a Slinky, great for a girl or a boy!
Jabeebus by Alley God April 8, 2009
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Jubeebus 

Another name for "Jesus" the son of "God" or Fogogabobin in the Rachally religion
Hail the almighty Jubeebus son of Fogogabobin!!
Jubeebus by Tyhelious June 24, 2008
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jesus's brother thats a chad and can chug bud light beer like nothing gets all the bitches and has so much alphanes that he could destroy all simps and is the god of chads.
guy1:who is jabebus
chad: the god of alpha chad's
jabebus by championo March 11, 2020

jabeetus my meetus 

You have to jabbetus your meetus to have the nut to come out
Im gonna jabeetus my meetus uncle please stop watching

Jebeebus 

Stops you from leaving your house, like a tracking device
Tom can't leave the house because of Jebeebus
Jebeebus by Jack1223 November 12, 2020

Jabeebis 

I saw a jabeebis at Walmart yesterday.
Jabeebis by Jabeebis 4L July 5, 2022
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